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Abby Bysshe - 10/15/00 19:24:59 My Email:buddha_33@hotmail.com How can I help you?: hmmm... Who inspires you?: Graham Swift Who is your favorite president? Why?: Gore...b/c he invented the internet Fabio or Sinbad?: sinbad Three words that describe you: red, rude, ridiculous | Comments: I just have to say Palmer that this site is both ridiculous and very you...I am here in the middle of a computer lab in Norwich, England laughing my ass off. Miss you much...and the rest of the Emmitt's as well (of course). abby |
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sugs - 09/07/00 16:02:33 My URL:http://members.xoom.com/missugaree My Email:sugaree_74@yahoo.com How can I help you?: don't go there, palms Who inspires you?: reid, kerouac, ani, the emmitts Who is your favorite president? Why?: bill clinton. cause come on now -- sex in the oval office and the man's still the president What question should you never ask a Navy man?: so who do you think's gonna win the army/navy game? Fabio or Sinbad?: sinbad, no doubt Three words that describe you: loud, funny, smart | Comments: i'm bored and waiting for your graphics to load so i thought i'd antagonize you. do you EVER update this page? jeez. at least it's entertaining =D hey i think everything's loaded... check you later. |
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The Dude - 06/09/00 21:11:00 My URL:I just reside, cause The Dude abides My Email:shubner@yahoo.com How can I help you?: I just want you to pay for my rug to be cleaned... simple Who inspires you?: Jay-Z. proof that ugly guys can still get laid and floss with the best of 'em Who is your favorite president? Why?: nixon -- that man had issues What question should you never ask a Navy man?: wanna sail on my sea? Fabio or Sinbad?: fabio, he had the balls to hang out with tom green Three words that describe you: dead fuckin sexy, wait, should t hat be hyphenated? | Comments: |
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Slingblade - 03/20/00 15:30:45 My URL:/dalieber How can I help you?: put your hands up and give me all your money Who inspires you?: I'd like to thank my fans cause if it wasn't for them, I wouldn't be here Who is your favorite president? Why?: President puppet-hands What question should you never ask a Navy man?: "Hold this while I bend over" Fabio or Sinbad?: Sinbad Three words that describe you: one bad motherkcufer | Comments: I like your Dr. Katz page. I have Dr. Katz (and other's) sounds and videos on my site. |
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Crazy...or sometimes Jenna - 10/07/99 00:07:01 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/4854 My Email:r_reuben@yahoo.com How can I help you?: just be you, that's helpful enough Who inspires you?: the teletubbies Who is your favorite president? Why?: calvin coolidge. vermonster all the way What question should you never ask a Navy man?: say, do you think you could pick up that soap? Fabio or Sinbad?: the thought of either sends shivers down my spine Three words that describe you: how about phrases? happy-go-lucky, slightly off-center, and a bucket full of giggles | Comments: with winter comes the death of festivals and the onset of snow. damn. that's like 6 for one, half dozen the other...ack! decisions, decisions! |
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Guess - 09/30/99 16:09:27 My URL:http://you know My Email:you know that too How can I help you?: Like I've always told you your going to make me millions Who inspires you?: Jason Williams Who is your favorite president? Why?: G.W.Bush; because he was the first spy ever elected What question should you never ask a Navy man?: I'm not going there Fabio or Sinbad?: Sinbad, of course Three words that describe you: Excitable, funny, and basketball | Comments: I can't believe your a Knicks fan. See you sat |
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Mr. Viele - 09/03/99 04:43:13 My Email:dviele@aol.com How can I help you?: cant Who inspires you?: depends on my mood Who is your favorite president? Why?: reagan What question should you never ask a Navy man?: if he'll have another drink...cause it is none of his GD business how many drinks he has had already Fabio or Sinbad?: dinbad Three words that describe you: single, single, single | Comments: ah. Australia. Fun time now that I look back. Remember...we said...."this sucks but we will look back and laugh" well...I am laughing. A year ago tomorrow...we were supporting the local economy in the Kings Cross...and I still dont remeber what happe ed. Anyway...just saying hi. I start b-school in a week...scary. I asume you are at school now. I hope you check this every so often. Keep in touch. viels |
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Statutory Nate - 08/03/99 21:37:30 My URL:http://raftbike.com My Email:nvintonAbowboin.edu How can I help you?: eliminate okma Who inspires you?: johnson trafton Who is your favorite president? Why?: Polk. long hair What question should you never ask a Navy man?: what did you do with Palmer? Fabio or Sinbad?: no thanks. Three words that describe you: lift tower pad | Comments: Palmer, There's this little kid that we saw at Kents Hill this year, waddling around asking where his daddy was. We told him he'd be back next winter. You'd be so proud. He looks just like you. You're a dick if you don't come back. Seriously. vinton |
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Oak - 12/04/98 11:30:23 My Email:jokma@lse.ac.uk | Comments: You're insane Palmer. Just wanted to say Hi and see what the hell you're up to these days. I'm in London having a blast and doing very little work. Last weekend I went to the Canary Islands. It was great. Email me when you get a chance, I'd love to c tch up. Later. Jayme |
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Kate - 11/27/98 23:10:01 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/3945 My Email:mercurial@hotmail.com How can I help you?: any way you want... Who is your favorite president? Why?: FDR! need I explain? Fabio or Sinbad?: hey, what about Duncan McCloud? Three words that describe you: vivacious, determined, bright | Comments: You have the dancing baby?! I WANT YOUR BABY! I'm going to steal your dancing baby! By the way, like your site, but... you don't belong to the GOP or anything like that, do you? |
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sugs - 11/17/98 04:20:46 My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/QuadCir/`saffy My Email:sugaree_74@yahoo.com How can I help you?: i donno Who inspires you?: ryantrafton. he's a gift to us all Who is your favorite president? Why?: uuuuhhhhhhhhh What question should you never ask a Navy man?: why didn't you pick the airforce? Fabio or Sinbad?: sinbad. better hair Three words that describe you: uuh... hmmm... what? | Comments: ryantrafton made me come. love the dr katz page. peace =) |
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Caleb Rip - 11/14/98 06:35:06 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Coffeehouse/2589 My Email:ryantrafton@yahoo.com How can I help you?: yeah, um, can i get a taylor ham egg and cheese with salt pepper ketchup? Who inspires you?: Tonight? Al and Chuck, definitely, and the "only one with two Ys". Who is your favorite president? Why?: Pinochet, cuz even England couldn't prosecute him for killing *everyone* in his country. What question should you never ask a Navy man?: what's your favorite strangefolk song? Fabio or Sinbad?: Wait, Fabio is that black dude with long blonde hair who's really hot right? And Sinbad is that white comic who is white and does action movies with Arnold right? I LOVE THEM BOTH!!! Three words that describe you: *something else* and preposterous | Comments: Palmnet, the greatest place to solve your Romantic Illusion Problems, he'll teach you Maneuver X like no other, unless you visit my homepage, where I will teach how to achieve a RIP... |
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Daz - 11/13/98 11:39:07 My Email:dazpaz@bigpond.com How much do you hate me?: lots, I've heard lots about you from friends Who inspires you?: The sexiest ski instructor in Whistler/Blackcomb Who is your favorite president? Why?: JFK, He had sex with lots of women and never got caught What question should you never ask a Navy man?: Hello Sailor, going my way OJ Simpson or Ike Turner?: OJ, Ike's a bit sketchy Australia or Canada?: That's like Thredbo or Whistler, is there really a contest? | Comments: Roses are red, Violets are blue, You don't know me but I know too much about you. Kissed any of the local wildlife in pubs lately? |
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lucc - 11/12/98 17:08:25 My Email:eluccazi@aol.com How much do you hate me?: its like butter talking about margarin. Who inspires you?: i inspire me...no one else is important enough to (except tsi) Who is your favorite president? Why?: gotta go with kennedy, he succeeded on looks and charm...just like me, all charm no substance What question should you never ask a Navy man?: wanna a pickle OJ Simpson or Ike Turner?: OJ Simpson Australia or Canada?: Canada (i can legally drink in both places but Canada is closer) | Comments: well i would like to think that i have a special place on this web site and dammitt im gonna think that. anyway i signed and i wasnt happy about it but i did it lucc out |
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doctor, the girls call me daddy - 11/12/98 01:03:48 My URL:http://nowhere My Email:viels@dartmouth.edu Who inspires you?: jack and jose Who is your favorite president? Why?: fdr, he liked war What question should you never ask a Navy man?: if he has had too much to drink, cause it is none of his business how much he has had to drink to begin with OJ Simpson or Ike Turner?: Juice...he finished the job Australia or Canada?: canada, girls dont cost as much | Comments: australia wasnt that bad after all |
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Nealon - 11/10/98 19:40:39 My URL:http:// I dont My Email:jnealon@bowdoin.edu How much do you hate me?: with the white hot intensity of 1000 suns Who inspires you?: George Orwell Who is your favorite president? Why?: Millard Fillmore (the Name) What question should you never ask a Navy man?: did you ever raise your bunk to be clser to the guy above you OJ Simpson or Ike Turner?: homer simpson those two are just bastards Australia or Canada?: canada eh? | Comments: Palm lay off the Beam is getting to affect your brain. |
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The mean girl with raspberry hair who keeps sying "satan,satan,satan" over and over again at the Pizza Hut - 11/06/98 08:07:51 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/soho/atrium/4959 My Email:spatulatongue@yahoo.com How much do you hate me?: Not nearly as much as I would if I had to endure your prescence on a regular basis. Who inspires you?: Happy Noodle Boy Who is your favorite president? Why?: Of what? The US? France? Dinner salads? What question should you never ask a Navy man?: "So...Do you Navy guys really like it in the butt as much as they say?" Australia or Canada?: Australia, by far. | Comments: How utterly dull I am. |
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Butterworth - 11/03/98 03:06:54 My Email:wigner81@hotmail.com How much do you hate me?: I don't hate you. I hate fat chicks in spandex. Who inspires you?: Gordon Downie, Kurt Cobain, John LeClair, John Cocktostin, Jack Nicholson, Chris Tucker, Bobby Butterworth Who is your favorite president? Why?: Abe- freed the slaves What question should you never ask a Navy man?: Never ask him if he likes to play drunk slalom with icebergs in the water. Ted Knight or Jim J. Bullock?: Ted Knight Australia or Canada?: definately Canada. 1/2 my family lives in Ontario | Comments: Palmer, You have a lot of stuff on this page. It's solid. Who's Trafton's favorite New Kid? |
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Anja-Bananja - 11/03/98 00:41:48 My Email:Anja Schadow How much do you hate me?: just a little Who inspires you?: you Who is your favorite president? Why?: don't have one What question should you never ask a Navy man?: I don't know, I met one once and we had a really good conversation, I asked him a lot of things Ted Knight or Jim J. Bullock?: don't know what you mean Australia or Canada?: Germany of course | Comments: Okay Palmer whats this all about? You haven't answered one question yet. Thomas Gottschalk or Mike Krueger??? Why is the sky blue and the banana not straight??? Talk to you later... Anja-Bananja. |
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Caleb Trafton - 11/02/98 05:33:27 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Coffeehouse/2589/ My Email:ryantrafton@yahoo.com How much do you hate me?: A whole hell of a lot because you stole that question from me. Who inspires you?: Thomas Wolfe and Reid Genauer Who is your favorite president? Why?: Clinton, only cuz he's so much like me. What question should you never ask a Navy man?: Are you gay? Ted Knight or Jim J. Bullock?: No, definately Ted Knight, only cuz he's dead. Australia or Canada?: Australian chicks in Canada is the correct response Alex. | Comments: johnson trafton was an aging whore, lived just outside of jericho, the mayor said he could have been a queen, so did every other girl in town that johnson knew. |
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Johnson Trafton - 11/02/98 04:47:22 My URL:Right here. My Email:johnsontrafton@yahoo.com How much do you hate me?: Not too much, because that is self-hatred and that would be unhealthy. Who inspires you?: Katz, Trafton, Kerouac, Hemingway, Stillman, Kurosawa, Tarantino, Van Gogh, DaVinci, Euclid, Crosby, Stills, McCartney, Hexum, Page and Plant. Who is your favorite president? Why?: Reagan - I'm not going to go into it now, but sometime ask me about my theory about Ronald Reagan, cocaine, and the 1980's. What question should you never ask a Navy man?: You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's god damn business how many drinks he's had already. Ted Knight or Jim J. Bullock?: Jim J. But not in a gay way. Like two vikings who are so secure in their Norse heritage that they can just ride each other around the room without one tinge of homosexual panic. Australia or Canada?: They are the two worst countries in the world so you can't possibly choose one over the other. | Comments: This is my web site and I kind of like it. I signed my own guestbook because, well, I was here. I also wanted to see if it works. |