For Bored Ones everywhere

Something for the Bored Ones

The cantina song from Star Wars

I know you're out there. You may be waiting for another page to load. You may be staring at your email inbox waiting for an important, late email. You may be doing something no more suspicious than reading this paragraph. But I know the signs. To me they're as plain as that glowering monstrosity with red eyes behind you. You are one of the Bored Ones. I know it can be a depressing and solitary fate, but I intend to bring you back from that fate, with this nifty little test I just made while looking for my sword to fight the monstrosity with. You just sit over here and take this answer these, and don't get in the way...I'll be back just as soon as this monstrosity goes away. If your computer refuses to display this form, you try to fill it out and it doesn't get sent, or the monstrosity looks like its going to attack you, email me about it. Sadly, when you click the send button you will be transported to a big ugly ad, so use your browser's back button to return, please!

Whatever you think your name is:

Your email address, in case you say something I'd like to put on the Scroll of Amusement:

Name one advantage a cubical planet has over a round one:

Who is the universe's most braindead villain?

What fate should Hanson be condemned to?

What would you do if a Gungan
(the kind of creature Jar Jar from "The Phantom Menace" is)
grabbed onto you while you were
running in front of a
large moving vehicle?

Have you seen any large
creatures crushing things in New
York or any other big city?

Are you a Capulet or a Montague?

It's midnight. Do you know where your towel is?

I say "subterranean vultures" you say:

The chia pet's name is:

The world will one day be destroyed by:

What's that ticking noise?

What's your favorite sewer monster?

What's the name of your home planet?

What about Bob?

Questions? Comments? Extemporaneous statements?

See my favorite answers on the Scroll of Amusement!

Bored Ones have aliviated their condition with this nifty quiz.

This idea was helped along its way by Erin, whose site is here.

The creator of this page does not necessarily agree with or support the organization advertised above and only put this here to save you the trouble of killing those little pop-up ads.