Sarah's Huuuuuuge Quote File


Am I an egomaniac? Am I so modest I must have others speak for me? Will you ever find out the truth?


"Ooooh! Now you don't seem quite so insane."
-- Andrew Wheeler

"I never said God didn't have a sense of humor. How else do you explain the fact that a Peorian's only weakness is the element Waukeganite?"
-- Hosun S. Lee

"And I guess I've seen stranger things. It just sounds weird. But then I think, well it's Sarah. So I guess it'll be okay."
-- Janet S. Huang

"There really is no end to your suffering, is there?"
-- Kay Green

"Well, it's always nice when one of us turns out to be right about something. Good job, Sarah."
-- Jacob W. Michaels

"I still think that I could write a bestseller autobiography right now." -- Me
"No one would believe it." -- Joe Helfrich

"She crossed an ocean and look what happened . . ."
-- Bree Hann

"Free your mind and your ass will follow, Sarah. It's great."
-- Charlie Ball

"I just know that one day you'll tell me you want to become a Nepalese Belly Dancer, and I'll have to be there to pick up the pieces . . ."
-- Andrew Wheeler

"I refuse to believe even a Canadian border guard would let in something so obviously dangerous to the country unless he was being . . . persuaded."
-- Chris Bird

"It's too late, Sarah. The bus to Hell is already three blocks down the road, and your reputation's on board."
-- Kay Green

"Sounds like fun. Strange fun, but what else would you expect from Sarah?"
-- Janet S. Huang

"A couple gallons of caffeine, a direct injection of sugar, some alteration to the throat and a complete personality change will result in the changes I believe are desirable for a fully-functioning and optimally pleasing Sarah."
-- Vorpal Bunny

"I have a fascination for ruined women."
-- Mike Z

" Well, I'm considering joining your cult, Sarah. What are the different benefits packages like?"
-- Marty Blase
"If you join my cult, we give you a health plan. If you join Sarah's cult, we still give you a health plan, because if you're in Sarah's cult, you'll need it."
-- Andrew Wheeler

"Never, in all my 23 years, have I ever seen anyone leave themselves that wide open. Congratulations Sarah, that's quite a feat."
-- Kay Green

"Nice girl, necessary arrogant attitude, and she's met the Brits. Let her in."
-- Alasdair Watson

"And the day's non sequitor award goes to Sarah!"
-- Bree Hann

"You know you need a man in the house. I won't say for what, but I'm sure Sarah knows."
-- Janet S. Huang

"I've been told about you. I'd say 'warned', but it doesn't really count as a warning to me, more a sort of recommendation."
-- Charlie Ball

"I think we may have corrupted you too far Sarah."
-- Andrew Wheeler

"Once again, the Pride of Bradley rears her dark and sinister side. Now, if she was only GOOD at it, I'd be worried."-- Vorpal Bunny

"Psst. You can go back to being your usual Sarah, Queen of Bunnies now."
-- Kay Green

"Cobol programming is the only thing that led me to have any respect for you. If you don't finish it, I'm never ever speaking to you again, and I will refer to you as 'Little Miss Filth'."
-- Chris Bird

"But of course that doesn't invalidate the fact that Sarah's always right."
-- Simo Suntila

"I'm not the one flirting with a geriatric."
-- Andrew Wheeler

"You're an event waiting to happen, Sarah."
-- Joe Helfrich

"Kind, generous, wonderful, caring, funny . . . Hey, why am I sucking up to Sarah?"
-- Janet S. Huang

"Is the rumour that you are photosynthetic true?"
-- Ryan Blake

"When will your reign of evil end? Too many innocents have suffered. Why, I remember when Alasdair used to be a polite, dainty 14-year old girl from Utah. But look what happened to him after he discovered you!"
-- Hosun Lee

"Sarah! Do I have to come out there and beat you into better health?"
-- Bree Hann

"I have no idea what Sarah looks like, but since I'm a mindless herd beast, I will make it a fourth that says she's cute. You cuteness grows more brilliant daily, m'lady!"
-- David R. Henry

"Ok, so you're cute. Not enough to save the pandas."
-- Charlie Ball

"I knew this girl was evil."
-- Janet S. Huang

"I'm sweet and innocent and kind." -- Me
"Three strikes, yer out." -- Kay Green

"Yer a hard, hard woman Sarah Lynne Harrison. And very shrewd too."
-- Andrew Wheeler

"I dream of better. You expect it."
-- Alasdair Watson

"Well done Sarah, you are a Woman of Perception and Taste. And completely right, of course."
-- Jill Phythian

"If you're an English major, you have to be either a Marxist or sane." -- Hosun S. Lee
"I'm not a Marxist, so that must mean I'm sane! Yay!" -- Me
"Well, there goes that old guide . . ." -- Joe Helfrich

"I'm sure I like this woman too much for my own good . . ."
-- Ryan Blake

"Every sentence Hosun says either contains the word 'Peoria' or starts with 'Sarah did it!'" -- Mike Z
"Or 'That hurt!'" -- Kay Green

"Ha! You were never innocent. Corrupted-in-waiting, maybe."
-- Andrew Wheeler

"I don't recall ever singing with or without Sarah." -- Hosun S. Lee
"You sang when Sarah was around. It was to the tune of the Meow Mix jingle, and it went something like this:
Ouch! ouch! ow! ouch!
Ow! ouch! ouch! ouch!
Ow! ouch! ouch! Ow! OW! dammit! argh! ow!"
-- Kay Green

"You truly are warped."
-- Cathy Isaac


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