"Ooooh! Now you don't seem quite so insane."
-- Andrew Wheeler
"I never said God didn't have a sense of humor. How else do you
explain the fact that a Peorian's only weakness is the element
Waukeganite?"
-- Hosun S. Lee
"And I guess I've seen stranger things. It just sounds weird. But
then I think, well it's Sarah. So I guess it'll be okay."
--
Janet S. Huang
"There really is no end to your suffering, is there?"
-- Kay Green
"Well, it's always nice when one of us turns out to be right about
something. Good job, Sarah."
-- Jacob W. Michaels
"I still think that I could write a bestseller autobiography right
now." -- Me
"No one would believe it." -- Joe Helfrich
"She crossed an ocean and look what happened . . ."
-- Bree Hann
"Free your mind and your ass will follow, Sarah. It's great."
--
Charlie Ball
"I just know that one day you'll tell me you want to become a
Nepalese Belly Dancer, and I'll have to be there to pick up the
pieces . . ."
-- Andrew Wheeler
"I refuse to believe even a Canadian border guard would let in
something so obviously dangerous to the country unless he was
being . . . persuaded."
-- Chris Bird
"It's too late, Sarah. The bus to Hell is already three blocks down
the road, and your reputation's on board."
-- Kay Green
"Sounds like fun. Strange fun, but what else would you expect from
Sarah?"
-- Janet S. Huang
"A couple gallons of caffeine, a direct injection of sugar, some
alteration to the throat and a complete personality change will result in
the changes I believe are desirable for a fully-functioning and optimally
pleasing Sarah."
-- Vorpal Bunny
"I have a fascination for ruined women."
-- Mike Z
" Well, I'm considering joining your cult, Sarah. What are the
different benefits packages like?"
-- Marty Blase
"If you join my
cult, we give you a health plan. If you join Sarah's cult, we still give
you a health plan, because if you're in Sarah's cult, you'll need
it."
-- Andrew Wheeler
"Never, in all my 23 years, have I ever seen anyone leave themselves
that wide open. Congratulations Sarah, that's quite a feat."
-- Kay
Green
"Nice girl, necessary arrogant attitude, and she's met the Brits. Let
her in."
-- Alasdair Watson
"And the day's non sequitor award goes to Sarah!"
-- Bree Hann
"You know you need a man in the house. I won't say for what,
but I'm sure Sarah knows."
-- Janet S. Huang
"I've been told about you. I'd say 'warned', but it doesn't really
count as a warning to me, more a sort of recommendation."
-- Charlie
Ball
"I think we may have corrupted you too far Sarah."
-- Andrew Wheeler
"Once again, the Pride of Bradley rears her dark and sinister side. Now, if she was only GOOD at it, I'd be worried."-- Vorpal Bunny
"Psst. You can go back to being your usual Sarah, Queen of Bunnies
now."
-- Kay Green
"Cobol programming is the only thing that led me to have any respect
for you. If you don't finish it, I'm never ever speaking to you again,
and I will refer to you as 'Little Miss Filth'."
-- Chris Bird
"But of course that doesn't invalidate the fact that Sarah's always
right."
-- Simo Suntila
"I'm not the one flirting with a geriatric."
-- Andrew Wheeler
"You're an event waiting to happen, Sarah."
-- Joe Helfrich
"Kind, generous, wonderful, caring, funny . . . Hey, why am I sucking
up to Sarah?"
-- Janet S. Huang
"Is the rumour that you are photosynthetic true?"
-- Ryan Blake
"When will your reign of evil end? Too many innocents have suffered.
Why, I remember when Alasdair used to be a polite, dainty 14-year old
girl from Utah. But look what happened to him after he discovered
you!"
-- Hosun Lee
"Sarah! Do I have to come out there and beat you into better
health?"
-- Bree Hann
"I have no idea what Sarah looks like, but since I'm a mindless herd
beast, I will make it a fourth that says she's cute. You cuteness
grows more brilliant daily, m'lady!"
-- David R. Henry
"Ok, so you're cute. Not enough to save the pandas."
-- Charlie
Ball
"I knew this girl was evil."
-- Janet S. Huang
"I'm sweet and innocent and kind." -- Me
"Three strikes, yer out."
-- Kay Green
"Yer a hard, hard woman Sarah Lynne Harrison. And very shrewd
too."
-- Andrew Wheeler
"I dream of better. You expect it."
-- Alasdair Watson
"Well done Sarah, you are a Woman of Perception and Taste. And
completely right, of course."
-- Jill Phythian
"If you're an English major, you have to be either a Marxist or sane."
-- Hosun S. Lee
"I'm not a Marxist, so that must mean I'm sane! Yay!"
-- Me
"Well, there goes that old guide . . ." -- Joe Helfrich
"I'm sure I like this woman too much for my own good . . ."
-- Ryan
Blake
"Every sentence Hosun says either contains the word 'Peoria' or starts
with 'Sarah did it!'" -- Mike Z
"Or 'That hurt!'" -- Kay Green
"Ha! You were never innocent. Corrupted-in-waiting, maybe."
--
Andrew Wheeler
"I don't recall ever singing with or without Sarah." -- Hosun S.
Lee
"You sang when Sarah was around. It was to the tune of the Meow
Mix jingle, and it went something like this:
Ouch! ouch! ow! ouch!
Ow! ouch! ouch! ouch!
Ow! ouch! ouch! Ow! OW! dammit! argh! ow!"
--
Kay Green
"You truly are warped."
-- Cathy Isaac
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