Jeff's Cyberbar and Landfill Museum
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JEFF'S CYBERBAR AND VIRTUAL LANDFILL MUSEUM


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Jeff Signs Music Deal with Columbia Records!

Guitar Magazine is reporting that Jeff has signed a multi, possibly double-digit record contract with blockbuster Columbia Records. Jeff, vacationing at his secret love-nest high atop the hills overlooking South Irving, issued this brief statement: "I am pleased to be back with Columbia again. This is a great arrangement for both parties. Over the next three years, I must buy 6 records, get 11 free...with nothing else to buy ever!"

Jeff Mistaken For Movie Star At Cannes Film Festival!

Women are constantly confusing Jeff with Antonio Banderas. So it's no wonder when vacationing in the South of France, Jeff can't really move around in public the way he'd like. While he is sure Mr. Banderas is complimented by the resemblance, it's just something Jeff has to live with.

         

By the way, this site operates in a smoke-free, healthy
environment. Jeff dislikes smoking. Jeff won't even let his 12-year-old smoke in front of her kids.

                                                                                                            

Let's Continue!

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Places where Jeff spends way too much time...

Dice Dealer The Wall Street Journal Sports Illustrated
MP3 Jukebox The Las Vegas Sun MLT Vacations
Yahoo Sports The Street.Com The Drudge Report 

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