it was a goodly co which paid to make man free (for man is enslaved by a dread dizziz and the sooner it's over the sooner to biz don't ask me what it's pliz) then up rose bishop budge from kew a anglican was who (with a rag and a bone and a hank of hair)'d he picked up a thousand pounds or two and he smote the monster merde then up rose pride and up rose pelf and ghibelline and guelph and ladios and laddios (on radios and raddios) did save man from himself ye duskiest despot's goldenest gal did wring that dragon's tail (for men must loaf and women must lay) and she gave him a desdemonial that took his breath away all history oped her teeming womb said demon for to doom yea(fresh complexions being oke with him)one william shakespeare broke the silence of the tomb then up rose my lipshits pres (who always nothing says) and he kisséd the general menedjerr and they smokéd a robert burns cigerr to the god of things like they err