Queen Shit's TV Page!
I am of the opinion that there are three things one needs to have a healthy childhood: a sibling to beat the crap out of you every once in a while, a public school education to teach you shame and humility, and lots of tee-vee, however crappy. I used to know some girls who had neither of the latter two. They lived on my street and our parents were friends. They always asked me to come play and I would feel bad if I didn't. When I came over they'd tie a rope around me and make me be their horsey. The oldest girl was one of those really weird and really boring horse freaks with horse drawings all over her walls (how interesting do horses get, really? Even Mr. Ed was pretty boring.), she was also really bossy. They also made me listen to Bible stories all the time and made cruel jokes when I started getting breasts long before they did. I really hated them, so finally I stopped playing with them. They had some nice guinea pigs and a cat though. That was about the only good thing about them. Anyway, what I'm saying is, don't let your child or future spawn of any sort grow up like these girls. Give them a good dose of TV.
Absolutely Fabulous...cause shallowness is what TV's all about! (Another great thing about AbFab other than the fact it's just great is the Pet Shop Boys' AbFab theme song and its many wonderful remixes.)
Pee-Wee's Playhouse - I love Pee-Wee!
The X-files - Yeah, I watch it every Sunday like everyone else. I hate the alien conspiracy ones though. I'm more of a supernatural girl myself. I used to think David Duchovny was cute but now I think he's sort of a chump. I've seen too many cheesy photographs of him from Details magazine. I'm not even gonna bother to link cause if you can't find anything X-filish on the web yourself...well, that's just kinda very inept of you.
John Henson, on the other hand, still get's my blood a'boilin' like nobody's business, with his cute little skunk spot and never a serious word coming out of his mouth, except when he has to talk about some talk show host's really depressing show the next day. Long live Skunk Boy and Talk Soup!
Conan O'Brien - Thank your lucky stars the ultimate Conan page, "Hereeeeeee's Conan", is now working again!
The Adventures of Pete + Pete - Excellente!(imagine here is a picture of Teddy holding up his index finger.)
The Young Ones - are the only thing in the world that never fails to make me happy.
SCTV - Beauty. Like okay, eh, go to this page NOW!
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