BITCH TO THE BONE
ASSOCIATION

Bitch to the Bone

Be Proud! Be Brave! Be a Bitch!

CRITERIA FOR MEMBERSHIP

1. You must be a female.

Why get angry when someone calls you a bitch. Register for membership in the Bitch to the Bone Association and be proud. Tell them you don't have an attitude problem, they have a problem with your attitude. Free to registered members:

BTTB Icon Official Icon
Add this icon to your home page. Let the world know that we have united.
(Help spread the word, please link back to this page)



BTTB DecalOfficial Decal
Carefully peel off the decal and attach it to your car window, your partner's car window, your partner's shaving mirror if he doesn't have a car or your partner's forehead so he won't forget.



BTTB Spell

The Bitch to the Bone Revenge Spell. Guaranteed to produce immediate impotence on any male named in spell (will produce a big black hairy mustache on any female named in spell). WARNING: if the spell is cast while experiencing PMS, it will dissipate when syndrome passes.



Having a problem with someone who refuses to recognize your right to bitch? Upon request the Bitch to the Bone Support Group will go the physical address of any person named, stand under his/her bedroom window at 2:00 am on any specified Sunday and sing "I am Woman", "I'm Every Woman" and "Verpiss dich" a Cappella.

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OFFICER
Luder Founder
MEMBERS
Diane Damsel in dis Dress Misanthropic Bitch Crocodile
Bitches & Witches Jooky MadBytch Amanda
Heartless Bitches Dane Kim lisa marie
Julie M@ndy

AUXILIARY CHAPTER (MALES)

I had originally included an auxiliary chapter for males having equal attitude but eliminated it because of lack of response. I have since received email from a male who wanted to be included. As a result, I am re-implimenting the Bitch to the Bone Auxiliary Chapter.

[IMG] Auxiliary Chapter IconAUXILIARY MEMBER ICON
After admitting that, although a male, you too are a Bitch to the Bone, add the Official Auxiliary Chapter icon to your web page. (Icon thanks to datman, who can out-bitch even me.) I will then add your web address or email address to the auxiliary member list.



[IMG] Golden Tampon AwardTIE TACK/LAPEL PIN
For our auxiliary members who occasionally suffer periods (pun) of depression, water weight gain and generally bitchiness, we have the Golden Tampon. Gently peel the decal from the screen and attach it to a safety pin to be used as a tie tack or lapel pin. Wear it to forewarn people that you are not in the mood! and wear it proudly.


[IMG] Golden Tampon Award GOLDEN TAMPON AWARD
I have known men that when after listening to them grouse and groan and piss and moan, I wanted to hand a tampon because I thought they needed it. For them, I have created the Golden Tampon Award which will be awarded only to those men who can out-bitch any female I know. If you are a male or know of a male who might qualify, email me the web address of his home page. [NOTE: Use of the Golden Tampon Award is limited to award recipients only (determined by me, of course). Use by all others ist verboten! y,all.]
AUXILIARY MEMBERS

Shane (Thanks for the button.)
Ron

GOLDEN TAMPON AWARD WINNERS

datman (he should have been a female)


Association founded April 19, 1997

So you will know we are not alone.

BITCH BOOK

A woman who knows not and knows that she knows not is a child, teach her.
A woman who knows and knows not that she knows not is asleep, awaken her.
A woman who knows not and knows not that she knows not is a fool, shun her.
A woman who knows and knows that she knows is a wise woman, follow her.
    - revised Persian proverb

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"I bitch therefore I am." - BN Robillard

created by BNR
Revised: Feb. 2, 1998