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This is what I'd look like if I had an Afro, no eyelids, multiple necks and several joints of marijuana.And yes, I do float around disembodied among the clouds.If you want to see what my friends and I look like click here
Name:Toblerone J. Aardvark
DOB: 15/12/81
Occupation: Right now I'm an english tutor. Scary thought isn't it?
Location:Canberra, Australia Home of the perpetual bullshit factory parliment house.
DOB: 15th of December 1981
Sunsign: Saggitarius. The is represented by the the mythological beat the centaur which has the top half of a man and is hung like a horse.
What I plan to do in the future: Created a moneyless society, colonise space, create world government, created world peace and save the environment. That's the plan for Tuesday, now on Wednesday I going to....
An Interview with Toblerone J. Aardvark
Q: Why did you decide to create this piece shit web page?
A:Well it all started early in 1981 before I was born. It was a bad year for trojan condoms. My parents had left me in a room full of paint fumes. Anyhow to cut a long story short I got bored and created this web page.
Q:Do you take drugs?
A: No. this is common misconception after having read this crap. My only excuse is that it seemed funny at the time (that time being early 1998 when I was 16). Although I'd like to point out I think the pick-up lines comebacks are pretty good.
Interests:
Science: Biology and Science Communication.
Comedy: The Goodies(page coming soon?), Monty Python, Seinfeld, South Park,Pinky and the Brain, Andrew Denton, Good News Week and the Scared Weird Little Guys etc.
Music: Anything BUT Hanson, Spice Girls, Celine Dion, Enya, That irratating little kid that sings'I've got a crush on you', Backstreet Boys and ANY teenie bopper music. In fact I hate quite a lot of music.
Pet Hates: Teenie Boppers, Racists[I'm a black 1/4 jewish part russian part south african part welsh part 1/16 cantonese part 1/16 french creole part spanish part.........basically a racial pizza with the lot(no anchovies)Macdonalds,Liberals, One Nation Pauline Hanson
Pets: A PUG
Likes: girls damn they're good much better than guys
Anything else you'd like to know just Email me.
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