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Oh hello, poor lost soul, welcome to probably the stupidest site on the internet. It has been described as "about as funny as a fart in a elevator." by its author. Now you are probably wondering what this site is about aren't you("no," you shout in harmony " I don't give a flying...") well since you asked, this site contains: Numerous attempts at humor (aka humour), Afroboy, Comebacks to crap pick up lines, Kinky Mr Ed, Deathwish Tours, Contraceptive Inovations, Stupid Cartoons and some very weird humour.
It isn't brilliant, but then neither are you (Reeeoow, saucer of milk table 9) just kidding, you're great, you're here aren't you? PLEASE Sign the Guestbook (my ego needs stroking:), I often visit the pages of people in there, and sometimes I even give them a link. Feel free to drop me a line at yabbleshite@yahoo.com

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Hello you are the person to accidently stumble on to this page(since the 1st of December 2001 counter reset), I pity you

"This page rips the fabric of space time with the sheer magnitude of its stupidity"

Several ways of telling creeps to back off and other stuff to say. Not yet complete

(Flash Content)It's a Chipmunk going insane. "Why?" you ask, I have no idea, why not.

(Flash Content)The Truth About Aliens

(Flash Content)Video account of a close encounter of the worse kind in Canberra...poor aliens

(Flash Content)Microsoft grammar check at its finest

Deathwish Tours

Tour of Bosnia for phobophiles. NOTE:I have removed the link because this is embarrassingly out of date and apparently Bosnia is a really nice place for holidays now. If you are curious visit http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/9878/tour_of_bosnia.html"

Somewhat Dubious Sponsors Page

I apologise for these advertisments. My sponsors are scum I confess. But on the other hand their products are great! Check it out!

Contraceptive Innovations

Solutions to the world population crisis.

Wholesome Goodness

A few wholesome words just to raise the tone of this website.

Kinky Mr Ed

This page is repugnant....man what was I on? This page is pretty crap

For the kids

Rhymes for the kids....not.

Chicken Manipulating FAQ written by someone with Multiple Personality Disorder

Just a picture of Afro boy. Basically just Astro boy with an Afro.

A crap comic with the anti-hero Sticky. And by the way the opening title isn't meant to be funny.

Self explanatory but for those who don't know it has nothing to do with a circus

A crap comic I made when I was ten explained in too much detail but I think the pictures are ok

Pictures of the Killer Pug character himself-including Darth Killer Pug.

Kellie Waymire an actress...you know the one with the hair.

this is a more serious section of my page. So if this shit isn't your bag don't click here.

Using the magic of the hyper text mark-up language (html) I've linked some other sites to this one. This new development in Web-engineering is has led to the development of what I link to call a "links" page. I'm hoping to copyright this idea and create an interconnected network or if you will an "internet"...damn it I'm going to be a billionaire! If you put a link to my sit on you page this is where I'll put your link.

The Website for my Dad's band Calypso Pan-Tas-Tic featuring steeldrums.

The Guestbook below is shagged for some reason so sign the one above

© copyright 1998. All rights reserved. Yeah if you actually want to copy this shit ask my permission via Email. If you don't something relatively unpleasant may happen to you.......but it probably won't be caused by me. lets face it I'm a puny little derkwood(a word I just made up) with no muscles and whose gentitals are hung like hamster that has had a dip in a cold pool. This dosn't apply to the stuff I've stolen which includes the einstein pic, spinning Dalek, The picture of Mr Ed, Flaming Chicken head by Joe Worland and all pics in the MPFC and Deathwish tours pages. All written stuff is mine, sad I know I wish I could blame someone else.If you want me to take down a picture I've stolen from your site just send me a Email. Rather ironically the copyright symbol has been stolen from another site.