Kinky Mr Ed

A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one has heard of a nymphomaniac horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless it's the twice divorced
Kinky Mister Ed!
He'll hump you and pump you with no remorse
All covered with whipped cream and chocolate sauce
He'll whip you and beat you till you scream for more
Run from Mister Ed!
People lickety-split a guy
And be quite a shitty lay
But Mister Ed is versitile
*He's bisexual and gay!
Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And even horses have 'needs' of course
You never heard of a kinky horse?
Well, listen to this:
". . . I will fuck you dead "

• "...I will give you head"
• "...I'll root you on your bed"

Mr Ed: Hello Wilber want to do some naked show jumping
Wilber: Stop coming on to me you sick bastard
M.E.: Come on Wilber I'm hung like a horse I know you want it.
W: Get fucked!!shutup sicko or I'll have you castrated.
M.E.:YOU wouldn't
W: Wanna bet. You've been at it for years trying to become the first horse to mount a human.
M.E.:If you want you can go on top you can ride me bareback like lady gedyver.
W: That is fucking it you sick son of a bitch.
M.E. Wilber what are you doing with those pliers.

*SNIP* NEIGH *boing boing*

THE END

I'd like to take this moment to apologise for this lapse of good taste and in lieu of that the whole site

*yeah I know thats tautology but it fits in better.