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SERVICE & SUNDRIES | COST |
|---|
| Nose Job | $459 |
| Botox in the Buttocks | $99 |
| New Face, New Passport, No
Questions | $1000 |
| Head from our Cloned Collection | $50000 |
| Stolen Head and Leatherface | $5000 |
| Any Head & Shoulders | $10,000 |
| Head & Brain | $20,000 |
| Brain Only (Genius Level) | $15,000 |
| Brain Only (Abnormal) | $999 |
| Cerebral Cortex & Hypothalamus | $12,000 |
| Half a hemisphere, plus a reconditioned stem and slightly
soiled membrane | $8000
(Special Offer) |
| Shock Treatment and Neck Electrodes | $500 |
| Reincarnation and Maggot Removal | $2500 |
| Replacement Body Parts and Organs | $2000 |
| Massive Breast implants (Basketball size) | $2000 each
|
| Male Member enlargement (length/girth) | $100 per inch
|
| Straight Jacket (made to measure) | $1000 |
| William Shatner mask (modified) | $5 |
| Butchers Knife with 14" Blade | $60 |
| Chainsaw (made in Texas) | $250 |
| Bible, Crucifix, Mallet, and Wooden Stakes
| $499 |
| Vintage bottle of Chianti | $5.99 |
| TAX & INSURANCE | Add 10% |
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