Gen Dice - Tripeeasidin

Gen Dice - Tripeeasidin Gen. Dice presents...
Tripeeasidin

Seething with Animosity
BLING BLING BLANG!
Who dat runnin on my WANG?
GET . N. DA. FUCK, N. OFFA. MAH. DAMN. SHH. WANG!
Don't be steppin on my nuts!
And when he looks up into the sky he shall
see the tear drop from the eyes of Jesus (pronounced HEY ZUES!) Christ
And Hey Zues! will dropeth a mighty
thunder bolt!
And thee clouds shall raineth on thee!
And the floud shall seeth with animositsomina!
And thouest purest intention-o shall seeth with DEATH!
And the baby Christ child shall shiteth on thee!
And thou face shall be plastered on the walls of thousands!
In and around the city of Tokyo!
But also in select locations in Wisconsin, Korea, California and Canada.
One mustn't forget Munich.
And thee shall cry out in feeble madness
And Hey Zues shall hear your wimpering and be moved
And he shall rain down one more onslaught of shockingly awestruck thunderbolts
And you shall be blowethefuckethupeth!
And we shall nationalize your oil!
And we will bring health care for all!
And the mighty bush twig shall bleed Socialist for 25 days.
And on the 26th day we take it back and give it to a CHAIN named "E"
And he shall betchel up the biggest price fart in ages.
And when he dice of a heart attack, yee shall perish utterly!
And the streets will flow with the blood of the unbelievers!
So. N. Gett n DA DAMN fuck SHH OFFAN MY GDAMNN NUTZ HO!
DAyUM!
-William Belfast (Proper Responses Cross-Referenced for Accuracy and Cultural Sensitivity)

Belly of the Undead
With the belly of the undead nothing is safe
You can't spit, you can't move, you can't break open your face
You wanna give it up, live it up
Stick it in the middle
Makes you want to cry; Makes you feel so little
Amazon women and the axis of evil
Eurydice and Stinky Smalls
There ain't nothing in you head but a bunch of contradictions
Enunciate, Illuminate my sense of inhibitions
BIIIYYAAATCH!
Stink Stink HAND FACE!
Eagle Death Kill in your place
Pearl Harbor Five Colors
1001 Afghanistan lovers
BOOOOYYAAAAAAdice!
Brave Little Toester (RATS: Revolting Against The Sock; a cosmic conspiracy theory)

Feed Me Weird Things
If you stick a dice in my mouth
I'll chew out the worm.
If it's in my mouth
Hu hu hu hu hu...
Frankie Tom (huh?)

Sublime on the Table
That's totally melting into my coffee
The little cubes dancing their hearts away
Wow, I can't put it into words
I've got my head so stuffy
Like dice falling out of my pocket and into a
sea of green mermen
That's so
Micheal Brodrock (...gives you the healing touch)

Sucka Man
I tricked this guy right?
He gave me 50 bucks for a pair of dice
I said they were authentic Cuban dice
But they were really from Mexico
And they weren't really dice
They were Mexicans
And they were old
Ben Agston (Trickery and Bribery)

Dice Trip*
I see the colors
the colors of the magical dice
I put the dice in my mouth
OH NO
Not again
The dice have control
Oh stop this dice trip
Oh stop it now
Oh stop this dice trip
but I don't know how
Jiggle mgsniggles (founder of the NRA)

Oral SEx
Once upon a time i found myself walking down a road of solitude
and dice
Mathew Beckers (Silly Anagrams)

Anal Sex
Inside of a little box
with rocks
Inside a little tree
I'm free
from
anal sex
anal sex with dice
Daniel Beckers (Horny Mother Cards)

Whorrish Mothers
Your mother is weird.
NO SHE'S NOT.
She's kind of a slut.
NO SHE'S NOT.
Put it in your mouth and shut up.
What you gonna say?
huh?
where's your dice?
huh?
huh bitch?
T Lope (From The Streets of Compton; Blood on my Nuts)

Whore*
it's whore falls as you play it
and whore ends where it lands
without whore hope whore skills cannot be granted
you could learn alot from whore dice
Whore (Prostitute)

Love Slave / Dice Slave**
alone.
i be
here alone.
with not.
but the dice-
to keep me cump-o-knee
the dark
is painful - but worry not me - for I
sit alone.
with these dice upon my knee
my shoes.
nonexist - ANT
but my pain.
ever more so.
if only, these dice, had the ability to make my willie grow.
then i.
would not
be alone
but EYE would have a place - to put my
BONE and dice.
Tyrese (grind on mtv)

Suck on this FAT cock
Wen uze suckin on mah fat cock.
I say dayum suck that muthafucka!
jiggle mah muthefuckin balls in on yo chin like dey be dice
roll my nuts bitch
cum on yo face! take a picture!! haha! you was drunk!
Hank Overturnle (Bitches drunk HAHA)

The lifeless waining of the crow *
The life is gone
No time for sulking
Not even time for thinking about sulking
No time even to think how there is no time for sulking
But sulk you will
No one can help it
It is the root of us all
The dice on the table
Roll me dead
Sorry
Forgive the whining crow
For he wains no more
Las Fendik (Man of the hour T.V. 1)

Buddy the frog
Buddy was always thinking about Mandy.
She was so cute in his eyes.
But the problem with Mandy was ... well ... Mandy was a fucking slut
All of Buddy's buddies had had their way with Mandy.
And not just normal forgettable sex.
But shit like ... Tom in her pussy and Mark in her ass while she takes turns sucking Bob and Lane's dicks.
That shit is hard to forget!
Especially since she still lets them fuck her every now and then.
It just made Buddy feel a little pathetic.
It did feel a bit dicey though.
I mean, she was such a raging whore.
She'd fuck anyone, anywhere, however, whenever, whatever.
It would seem Buddy was risking getting an STD by being with Mandy.
But he loved her so much.
It seemed worth it.
Even if all his friends had videotapes of her getting gangbanged.
I mean, most of that isn't soooo bad.
Right?
Buddy the Frlrog (not Buddy the Frog ... I mean, I hope you're not insulted if you read this Mandy ... I mean, no ... I'm someone else ... damnit ... I should've used a more deceptive name)