Unbeknownst
One new one just for OLIVER---->RICE ThiNG????
(no dice!!!!!!)
-Me and My Fucking Brainhole (Brainholes)
Roll; part 1
I rolled a dice today,
to see if i'd get lucky
I focus on the spots,
this game is really sucky
I put them in my pocket,
Now no one else can use them
My mom calls out my name,
I think it's time to go
(shanana dice, shanana dice)
AND GET
PARTIED DOWN AND OUT!
(shanana dice, shanana dice)
On the ground laughing I'm totally
PARTIED OUT!
(shooby doo dice, ooooo)
PARTIED OUT! (oooo)
And no one can tell you different
No one Remembers your name
No one here knows anybody
Everyone here is gay
Let's all jump in the hot tub
And rub eachother's backs
Now don't you fret
And don't you cry
I have depeche mode in the car
Roll; part 2
Bring down those silly little curtains
and glue the man porn on the walls
take out the silly "straight" ones
and make penis-shaped like halls
Let's all live in one bed
Let's give eachother lots of
bread is on the table and mom can hear you sing
time for you to stop dreaming and back to the daily swing
pretending you like women can be such a bore
all you want is to be a homo whore
Soooooooo
Juggle my nuts like they're a pair of dice
Lick my chode and tell me it smells just right
Stick your finger in my bu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-tt
Tell me that you love me and that my anus is a cunt!
Jimmy Badtooth (An Investigation on the White House)
California
'In California! 'YEAH! 'In California people smoke weed (yah) 'In California! 'YEAH! 'In California everything's free (yah) 'everyone tries to get along here 'everyone tries not to get in the way 'but over THERE in CALI 'the sun is ashining and the girls like to make out! ;In California! ;YEAH! ;So many movie stars you could go blind (yah) ;In California! ;DICE! ;So much to do in so little time (yah) (double yah) ;and everyone here is so BORING ;everyone here is so lame ;but over there in CALIFORNEE ;people drive around in convertibles ;convertibles are free-Junu (Parkopa)
Irreversible Desires
From whence came the owl with the crooked toungue
Underneath his satanic eyes he read me my fortune
I saw the dice fall from heaven, and roll up my
Roll up my sleeve
I feel my body on fire
I feel my
body
I feel the fire in my body
And I can hear its whispers
It calls out your name
D R E A M C A S T
Son IckHejhug (Totally Rad Videogames, DECEMBER 1999)
street dice.......the legacy**
the dice must be rolled
the story will be told
the mustard is bold
the dice,they grow old
but that's when i tell the biotch
ta shut da filth up
cuz i ain't havin' no lip from the crackslut down the street
messin with my fried chicken and hog maws and tamarindo an'
methane gas with 2 friends lickin paperback! word
julius stilten (life in the suburbs)
Grahm Epperson
For a while I thought I had taken something from you
I don't think so
For a while I thought maybe,
maybe,
I had mistreated you
I don't think so
See, Grahm, this world
This world is shit
And we are worms that milk around in the shit
You are a worm
I am a worm
I can feel my arms hit the wind, spread out
yeah, spread out to the sea
left arm. atlantic.
right arm. pacific.
grahm epperson. casper sea.
i'm bigger than you.
My dick is a building
The dice are my balls
Roddy McDoodle (Sick Little Machrian Ulcer)
Before
Ya, me and the boys
We play basketball sometimes
sometimes
We play basketball in the dark
sometimes
They said it would always be that way
But then they just didn't want to go anymore
The dice fell from heaven, I guess
Ya, you could say it that way
I guess
Before YOU CAME ALONG
everything was ok
And then YOU CAME ALONG
you = weed
screw you man
SCREW YOU
DRUGS SUCK ALL THE WAY BIG TIME
Reggie Bentley (The Way Things Used To Be; vol. 1 a collection of short stories and poems aimed at getting drugs off the streets and back in the fire where they belong....burning a long long painful death)
the message of the dice*
I've seen the message in the dice
D is for dispair and dissilusionment
I is for the incest among the standard and cribbage dice
c is for the sea of tranquility where all the dice sins will be washed
e is for the endeavors of the sacred tribe of mishlawaean who have vowed to bring us peace and prostitutes.
none shall come before the dice who have not allready washed their clothes in the puss gazum of the euphoric endangered avarice
Horny Joe (Pita in my Brain - a collection of dirty chicken fingers)
Empathic Elephant
The malicious mouse trotted his way along the street
to a cuban beat
the empathic elephant felt his joy
the forensic fox scooted down the woods, with food in his mouth
he wanted to eat it
the empathic elephant felt his anxiousness
the malignant monkey masturbated furiously
to the beat of falling dice
the empathic elephant
Larz Ulrich (S & M)
Why have we raped the Indians' land?*
Dice, you ask?
Oh why have you forsaken me? (panther)
Jon Perkins (Panthera)
Salad Dip**
when i sell you my soul
in this cyberspace we call the world wide web
i ask you
please?
please will you put the dice back,
back into my diceless life
so that i might once again
have the roll
to go with my rock?
BUTTSQUIRT.
tommy felgbute (life in the navel)
Outta Here
You seem to have misplaced your foot
Please be so kind as to slide it out
Pull it out of my butt
"That's not my foot" GRIN
Well in that case.
Let's dicety-dice our ways the hell outta here
BUT I LOVE YOU
i'm sorry
DO IT
no
DO IT
Anyar Latho 2step (Of his Book; Face Monkey)
Samoan Baby*
The dice in my hands
my swollen glands
but i have no plans
yet my friend Hans
sold me his pants
and slipped on a rubber banana
ROB SAYS: WHAT A DOOFUS
the church of the apocalypse
comes down before us
to show us the way
to make cheese porus
Just like a fucking Samoan Baby
Hall Magnan (Street Smarts)