The List[tm], v11.0

Last update: July 11th, 2002.

There are a total of 546 entries on The List[tm]].
There are currently 532 active entries on The List[tm].
There are currently 14 rescinded entries on The List[tm].

Preface
Pathetic Earth Destroyers
Annoying Time Wasters
Various and Assorted Other Problems
The Volunteers
Demographics
Contact details

Preface

The List[tm] is a compilation of heretics that have posted to a.p.t.e. in a manner which is incompatible with the Plan[tm]. The Plan[tm] states that all of the following individuals should be referred to by their Tracking#[tm] from now on for easy identification as PitSlaves[tm]. Upon PaveDay1[tm], these individuals will be banished to the HydroPits[tm], the PlutoniumMills[tm], or other suitable slave labor organizations.

The Plan[tm] states that, when The List[tm] numbers more than 50 offenders, it should be completely reorganized. As of v5.0, this was so. The offending groups are now presented in the order of the severity of their crimes against our vision. That is, D001 should now prepare for the nastiest, dirtiest, ugliest job that we can think up when PaveWorld[tm] comes to pass. However, V001 can expect to be a PitBoss[tm], or other higher standing PitSlave[tm].

The Plan[tm] further states that, when The List[tm] numbers more than 250 offenders, it should no longer be posted to the One True Newsgroup[tm], but maintained on a website. In the interest of speed and convenience, this development has been brought forward, such that v11.0 commences with 230 entries.

Upon Pave Day 1 [TM], the following individuals will be banished to the Hydro Pits[tm], the Plutonium Mills[tm], or other suitable slave labor organizations:

I. Pathetic Earth Destroyers

Trk #	Old #	Handle	Reason
D001	0001	Mr Myxplyxk	adte double agent most foul
D002	0016	DJ Barratt	adte double agent most foul
D003	0031	John Harry Semchena	adte double agent most foul
D004	0034	Jeffrey W. Amering	adte double agent most foul
D005	0035	Frank Wijans	adte double agent most foul
D006	0043	Andreas Clenow	wants to destroy the universe
D007	0047	THE CRYPT KEEPER	wants to destroy the earth
D008	0050	james swift	wants to crack Paveworld
D009	0052	Fox, Ronald T.	wants to destroy the earth
D010	0053	Robert Hode	wants to destroy the earth
D011	0054	David Smith	wants to destroy the earth
D012	0055	Justine Rogers	wants to destroy the earth
D013		James Justin	wants to destroy the earth
D014		Josh Templin	wants to nuke the earth
D015		MichaelD. Poulos	wants to destroy the sun
D016		edinburgh cyberia 1	wants to destroy the earth
D017		Professor Falken	destroy earth for AOL disks
D018		Martin Dann	wuss tool of earth destroyers
D019		Andy D	wants to destroy the earth
D020		Kefka G	wanker adte toolboy
D021		ChicoTMB	adte double agent most foul
D022		ET Chilton	pathetic earth destroyer
D023		B Scherman	wants comet to destroy earth
D024		CD Skogsberg	wants to destroy PaveWorld
D025		Ned Kelly	pretending to be Australian
D026		ChAoS (aka BUZZSAW)	wants tar & feathered PaveWorld
D027		WeeSaul	adte double agent most foul
D028		Doktor DynaSoar	pathetic adte crossposter scum
D029		bft	Wants to destroy T052 (good) and the Earth with him (not good).
D030		spambait	Wants Igor to reprogram the asteroid robots
D031		Flaagg	Wants to destroy the universe 5 1/2 minutes after PaveDay#1.
D032		The Evil Company	Wants to destroy the moon. Yeah, like they'll stop there.
D033		Anthony Matonak	Wants to impact a moon on the Earth.
D034		Arsenic	Doesn't crapify normally.
D035		hiway61man	Thinks nuking is better than Paving[tm].
D036		Osiris Lee Pierce	Earth-destroying farts.
D037		Lawrence Grigely	Thinks special relativity was an atheist plot.
D038		Barry Nix	300+ lines of nonsensical drivel about plate tectonics.
D039		David	Wants to nuke our petroleum.
D040		Takamura	Wants Greg Bear to give a symposium.
D041		Don No-Soul Simpson	Will mill plutonium for food.
D042		askforit	Wants to dump everything but Mars in a black hole.
D043		Rocky	Wants to nuke the world and start with France. Likes Rupert Brooke.
D044		The 2-Belo, VOTM Candidate	Wants to nuke France and then move on to North Korea.
D045		Nyarlathotep	Wants to nuke North Korea and then move on to the North Pole.
D046		Lorrill Buyens	Wants to nuke the North Pole and then move on to North Dakota.
D047		Greg Pallis	Likes technology with a use in earth-destroying.
D048		Vincent Perret	Wants to know if destroying the earth is possible.
D049		Jim	Wants to know what colour the plasma cloud should be.
D050		fa13	Credulous as hell.
D051		Pavement	Wants to destroy the earth with mediocre tunes.
D052		no@way.co.uk	Doesn't want to blow up the planet (much).
D053		spoon	Likes sandwiches and destroying planets.
D054		André Aschieri	Posting to adte in French.
D055		Toon J Verwijmeren	Thinks E=sqr(mc).
D056		Eric Stevenson	Arch-destroyer and FAQ poster.
D057		OT	Posting HTML to adte in French.
D058		Zoogz Rift	Insists on being named in headers.
D059		keh134	Wants to turn the Earth into a black hole.
D060		Nana Yaw Ofari	Should be killing trees, not orbital velocities.
D061		John Williams	I hate movie soundtrack music.
D062		Octavian	Wants to play with toxic gases.
D063		Thomas Graner	Incoherent ramblings on adte.
D064		Justice of Hell	Wants to destroy the ozone layer with solar powered robot planes.
D065		mazdak	Wants to destroy the biosphere through global warming.
D066		Graham Lockwood	Thinks we already are.
D067		Steve Elliott	Submitting Earth-Destroyer Inquiries.
D068		DON	Accurate estimate of worldwide support for adte.
D069		John E. Chapman	Can't be bothered killing everyone.
D070		JP	A soldier, not some love starved twit.
D071		Alex (aka algae)	Greg Bear fan and overall f#ckup.
D072		Greg Bear	Pro-Earth Destroyer literature.
D073		Saffan Nielsen	No particular reason.
D074		Jeff Stout	alt.destroy.the.earth Man of The Year.
D075		lord.of.pain	Posted satanic personals ad.
D076		steve	Wants the DEAD head of Richard Butler (he's picky).
D077		alex	Shatner Fan, Earth-Destroyer.
D078		The Grunspans	Want to draw up some plans.
D079		david chester	Wants a red death.
D080		Pigdog	Thinks Satan and God are one and the same.
D081		Larry Grigely	Wants to turn the Earth to dust.
D082		Wylliam Everet Latrans	Needn't dodge Paver[tm] hit squads any more.
D083		Supreme President	Wants to dominate the earth THEN destroy.
D084		Crazy Bob	Dosn't trust Supreme President to destroy earth.
D085		delta3200	He's either hot shit or a doofus - could be both.
D086		Phil	If he destroyed himself, who would notice (or care)?
D087		Sam Nelson	Wants to destroy USA first, France second, Belgium etc...
D088		Guydyon	Would settle for a nice extinction event.
D089		©ybe® demon	Reeking havoc, terroizing the erf and making thier own desicios.
D090		Adrian Dunn	He's paranoid, but we are out to get him.
D091		Robert Castillo	Wants to destroy the Earth with the Y2K bug.
D092		Bruce Laing	Prefers hot chocolate to beer.
D093		David Allan	Wants to destroy the Earth to save the environment (?)
D094		conquassatio	Nihilistic sea-loving universe destroyer.
D095		Ike Watt	Wants to sod the children.
D096		J Thomas	Suggested germ warfare.
D097		Jim Howes	Drinks wine, not beer.
D098		Mauro F Solorzano	Thinks this is a funny discussion.
D099		Icarus Falling	Likes burning people's cars.
D100		Robert Scott	Has a mail reader which puts his .sig ABOVE the quoted text.
D101		kraegor	Wants to nuke the sun.
D102		Arto Hamara	Clarifying the definition of destruction.
D103		Scott Barber	Waiting for an event to re-expand the bellows of time.
D104		Rubbermaid	Wants to destroy the earth because it's there.
D105		Lake	Wants to kill death and destruction (?).
D106		A	Like slugs on a petri dish, so are the destroyers of earth...
D107		Ben	Dating a completely incompetent burger warmer.
D108		Ala Anon	Wants to destroy Pavers[tm] to enforce the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
D109		Gogmagog	Thinks the executioner's position is fun.
D110		Raul Mattassi	Can't wait to see the great disaster.
D111		Svoboda	Thatcherite and Earth Destroyer (don't know which is worse).
D112		Earl Hakon	Believes it's time for the Paver Pogrom.
D113		El Repulso	Wants to destroy the Earth at the weekend.
D114		masterninja	Wants to take away all our pain.
D115		Aaron Davies	Wants to destroy the moon to shower the pavers with rocks and whatnot.
D116		Paul Hadwen	Worm cooker & earth destroyer.
D117		horshack	Sure he'll get put on an ominous-sounding List[tm].
D118		Treon Verdery	Wants us to feast on 1ft thick layer of bacteria.
D119		JP	Earth Destroyer Most Lame.
D120		Kieran C. aka Potato Man	Posted strange billiard style destructionist scheme.
D121		Sinisa Kolaric	Craving to be Listed[tm].
D122		Lardass	Wants to work during lectures.
D123		Cactus Bob	Wants to destroy the Earth with particle accelerators.
D124		Shadeweaver	Has more of a scientific desire to physically destroy the Earth.
D125		Aphex Triplet	Thinks all baryonic matter is an aberation. Can't spell "aberration".
D126		Diablo	Wants to destroy France with the moon.
D127		Anthony Winters	Posted 9-point bullet list of destructionist heresy.
D128		Phobos	Wants to manhandle black holes for earth destruction jollies.
D129		Big Mike	Can't spell "Beavis".
D130		MINUSCAPSrob	Thinks asphalt will be the end of him - gets extra-credit for accuracy.
D131		Cargokill	Wants to realise a black hole in the centre of the Earth.
D132		Anton Sherwood	Seems to think Pluto might have evaporated.
D133		David F Heirtzler	Prospective black hole manufacturer.
D134		Ewan R Clark	Wants to get on with the more important matter of destroying the Earth.
D135		Bob Simmons	Can't spell "juices".
D136		AnGrY b0bb	wants to brain Strom, then vote for the disembodied pieces.
D137		Justice of Hell	We'll see about that.
D138		Justice of Hell	You're once, twice, three times a Pit Slave[tm].
D139		ReindeR Rustema	Heretical Handle, earth-destroyer leanings.
D140		pieceoftheuniverse	Perverted particle provocateur.
D141		Christine	ADTE double agent most foul.
D142		justinX	Mis-spelled "Pavers".
D143		CFR	Frying tonight.
D144		Joseph W. Haller	He's no half-ass, he's an earth-destroyer!

II. Annoying Time Wasters

Trk #	Old #	Handle	Reason
T001	0002	Doctress Neutopia	posted political crap
T002	0004	Crusader	posted political crap
T003	0007	Angela C. Covington	posted environmental crap
T004	0011	HeatherM	likes lawyers and timewasting
T005	0014	Drew Parks	posted political crap
T006	0015	Anonymous	posted political crap
T007	0022	Jean Merrick	posted crap advertisment
T008	0027	Zapotec Blue	posted environmental crap
T009	0030	Huffington	worst first post ever
T010	0032	Dave Du Toit	thinks apte is .alt.test
T011	0039	wilpo	posted safety-oriented crap
T012	0040	christopher.mcmullen	wasted lots of time
T013	0045	Robert Cohen	posted crap advertisment
T014	0046	Pierre Jelenc	posted crap response to ad
T015	0048	Cameron L. Spitzer	posted crap response to ad
T016		Gur Ubff Zna	thinks apte is alt.test
T017		Greycloak	posted environmental crap
T018		DanGoldin	stopped Max from posting
T019		Noel J. Allen	posted pyramid scam
T020		A. Malof	wants to save forests
T021		Arjun Khanna	wants to save forests
T022		Dalemily Edmonds	posted man in moon foolishness
T023		Barrett L. Brown	posted stupid farm question
T024		Sunkiss	posted crap advertisment
T025		David Varberg	second worst first post ever
T026		Jessica Stevens	hot wet dripping & off topic
T027		Lyndon Yamada	posted crap response to crap ad
T028		Douglas Kahn	posted environmental crap
T029		Lansing A Parker	posted crap advertisment
T030		Fred Kunzle	thinks apte is "food not bombs"
T031		Elaine Gallegos	thinks apte is "food not bombs"
T032		Hugh Bothwell	posted environmental crap
T033		Henry Jones	thinks apte is "food not bombs"
T034		trev	thinks apte is "food not bombs"
T035		Sylvia Wong	thinks we care about sick Lily
T036		ctfote	posted environmental crap
T037		Ben Allen	likes Dyson spheres
T038		Joe Hines	likes to waste our time
T039		Ricky Schroeder	hates destroying the environment
T040		OB1	we'll pave our own forests OK
T041		Ross Garmil	posted enviromnemtal crap
T042		Doctorb Science	posted acid-induced fantasies
T043		Andrew Bonkowski	posted sociological crap
T044		King Philbo	talks smack about apte
T045		Ryan Jackson	crossposting crap from alt.evil
T046		D. "Boba Fett" Blazek	uses lame Star Wars pseudonym
T047		TinaFendi	posted crap advertisment
T048		Chris Beels	posted pyramid money-making scam
T049		Win'95@videotraining	posted crap advertisment
T050		Jim Schaefer	thinks apte is alt.test
T051		Bruce Maher	posted perl net.spammer (twice)
T052		Eugene McNamee	Wasted time exhorting us not to waste time.
T053		Greg Brooks	posted crap advertisement / con
T054		Peter Wood	slandered oil multinational
T055		100604.1417@compuserve	slandered oil multinational
T056		William H Becker	anti-Plan[tm] calendar reformer
T057		Sven Hennig	posted crap advertisement
T058		Jon Jeffries	wants to stop Paving taxes
T059		Chaichai Taweedej	wants to save paper and trees
T060		oracle	posted pointless FTP list
T061		Erich M Hayes	is just a complete cunt
T062		webmaster@washweb.com	posted shite web space advert
T063		Michael Frank	posted useless medical advice
T064		Zamboni	utterly unfunny story
T065		JAK	wants to play chess not pave
T066		Gordon Andrews	doesn't like pollution
T067		Ralph Williams	doesn't like pollution either
T068		anx.scan	ridiculous prose style
T069		mr	posted obvious cat scam
T070		bkjb	posted Jerry Garcia piffle
T071		Gregory Sotir	Canadian tree hugger
T072		Frodo Underhill	pitiful hobbit delusion
T073		Author	posted crap advertisement
T074		Antonio Coiano	advertised useless web site
T075		Warrior	stupid money scam, ho-hum
T076		Ben Leamy	anti-cheeseburger activist
T077		Will Linden	thinks sci-fi books are real
T078		Rimblesah	dislikes Official PaveWord[tm]
T079		Mary / SEA program	wants to start recycling stuff
T080		G Saunders	thinks sci-fi books are real
T081		LaLage	dislikes Official PaveWord[tm]
T082		Thomas Bachner	yet another scam
T083		Luke Luoh	more bloody scams
T084		CB "Kit" Gerhart	wants to raise price of fuel
T085		Melissa Abraham	thinks gluttony is bad
T086		Bramble	thinks gluttony is bad
T087		Charles Reily	we're too smart for your scams
T088		John Dulaney	thinks we care about politics
T089		Zak Khan	we're glad he got suckered
T090		Chris Thompson	we've seen these scams before
T091		Mr Blonde	hopeless Tarantino fantasist
T092		Evan Rusackas	we already have websites
T093		Reehorst	too stupid to scam properly
T094		Hendri	nascent serial killer
T095		Dr Hyde	Black Sabbath fan
T096		Magdalena Socha	scammed from Sweden
T097		Wayne Lambright III	we don't care about prices
T098		Tim Hill	moronic cross poster
T099		Chris Thompson	will scammers ever learn?
T100		Barry from New Zealand	loopy hippy
T101		Pharoah Chromium 93	bizarre religious rantings
T102		Amber Ritter	likes padding mice
T103		Christopher Hemme	pathetic creed translation
T104		Lucky	silly devilbunny rantings
T105		Qoute-A-Day@juno.com	would like to send us stupid quotes
T106		John Mozena	responded to crap advertisement
T107		GOD	christian sucker
T108		mccoskey@nidlink.com	christian sucker
T109		hot guy	thinks apte is a singles joint
T110		Ones-And-Zeros	mass crossposting software scam
T111		Oi!!!! OINK!!!!!!	wanky name
T112		schulhof	thinks apte is alt.test
T113		Jerry	christian sucker
T114		faxad@mgl.ca	posted crap advertisement
T115		AXPT21A@prodigy.com	yet another crap "All Writers" post
T116		Alan Johnson	thinks apte is a singles joint
T117		MoMoney	posted crap money scam
T118		karl mamer	moronic patriot idiot
T119		slimbagy	one line gibberish
T120		Qoute-A-Day@juno.com	would like to send us stupid quotes
T121		Jack Grey	posted lame web page ad
T122		Jeff Jardine	ridiculous crossposting scum
T123		A.D	posted pathetic pyramid scheme
T124		Johnnie	send him money for clean air and trees
T125		static	posted lame web page ad
T126		jmchong	well written off topic $5 crap scheme
T127		Wade Cogswell	chump gave the ListKeeper a virus
T128		Ramatrit	boring garbage $$$$$$$ ad
T129		sales@mailloop.net	mass crossposting software scam/scum
T130		Unitouch1	Wants to tell people how to stop global warming.
T131		Mavis Beardly	Wants to share stories about burnout.
T132		Rescinded
T133		the WebMeister (davev@sosinet.net)	Peddles authentic native American non-cheeseburger recipes.
T134		Darrell E. Udelhoven	Rock fetishism
T135		Car (some wanky address book link)	Wants us to pay $100/month just to Drive[tm]
T136		Rescinded
T137		Robert Lucien (r.l.howe@ncl.ac.uk)	Babbling endlessly
T138		"Spidey" (spidey@intop.net)	Wants us to immortalise our fallen animal friends.
T139		JungleAcid	Corny and indecipherable heresy.
T140		puck	Would rather shred the pavement on a bike.
T141		Rescinded
T142		The Duck	For being a duck.
T143		Hot Wheels	Unscrupulous nonsense and off-topicisms
T144		Smokey Behr	Most ridiculous sig ever.
T145		Lord Gilbert T. Sullivan	Paying neither attention nor homage.
T146		Chip Sintax	He's not a chef, but he plays one on apte.
T147		Ethics Gradient	Flagrant flonker flunkie.
T148		MoonRaven WolfStar	Inconceivable heresies (as if the name wasn't enough)
T149		Spiro	Needs repeated cudgellings.
T150		Rescinded
T151		C, The Friendly Meow	Doesn't know what's what.
T152		Al "Scarface" Capone	Might as well be tax evasion again.
T153		Yolanda Goddchylde	I hardly know where to begin.
T154		beelzibub	Total grammatical disaster.
T155		Gh@st.ly	Wants to conquer the universe with a piece of bent copper wire.
T156		QuikCAMERA.19@hotmail.com	Bottles are for beer, not messages.
T157		Rescinded
T158		Bergsrud	Doesn't know enough Latin.
T159		Rescinded
T160		Rescinded
T161		MoE	Listed[tm] as an example to the others.
T162		Rescinded
T163		Rescinded
T164		pIgG	Can't spell "Churchill".
T165		Neo Atma Weapon 3:16	Complaints about other people posting immature crap.
T166		Snapple-Crazed Chihuahua	Just read the username.
T167		John E. Bredeholt	Would rather be a sad clown. Already is.
T168		Ausar O'Geb	Is caught in a trap. Mwuhahahaha!!!
T169		Truth Decay	Is outside, looking in.
T170		Perfumed Stethoscope	Another piece of underground debris.
T171		Andrew McPherson	Irritating crossposter.
T172		Miss Placed	Another irritating crossposter.
T173		The Cypher	Likes cake.
T174		David Byron	Thinks Jorn cares.
T175		Leonid I. Brezhnev	Presiding over an increasingly corrupt and decaying Soviet Union.
T176		Clueless Wombat Cabal	Basically, a bunch of clueless wombats.
T177		Andrew Tuitt	Content-free crossposting.
T178		Baby Bladeface	Probably the biggest arsehole in the world.
T179		balloo	No, I didn't like the 1000 line sig.
T180		Gary Thain	Crap bass player.
T181		K. Ye. Voroshilov	Having tracked vehicles named after him.
T182		Link Man	Unbelievably annoying prat.
T183		oliver1	"pain in the ass, with a god-complex"
T184		The chief meower	Many names, but only one number.
T185		Frosted Flake	Non-cheeseburger foodstuff.
T186		Academician Trofim Lysenko	Communistic agriculturalism.
T187		Beekeeper	Biodiversity preservation.
T188		H. West	Listing[tm] isn't like a box of chocolates, you know exactly what you're going to get.
T189		Xavier Fabriano	Hurling random abuse.
T190		xixixelzit	Can't spell "internet".
T191		icecycle@today's.bogus.address	Calling people "gary".
T192		Ken Hensley	Smells farts.
T193		Sergo Ordzhonikidze	Thinks we care about Socrates.
T194		Wurk	A complete TOSer.
T195		Amenhotep VI	Never having existed.
T196		Evil Beavis	Wants us to adopt monkeys.
T197		J	Thinks we care about Seneca.
T198		Mick Box	Being a member of Uriah Heep.
T199		Lee "The Bear" Kerslake	Being another member of Uriah Heep.
T200		König Preuße, GmbH	Talking ballocks.
T201		Sage	Treehugger anonymous.
T202		Malcolm Ogilvie	Even T201 thinks he's a timewaster.
T203		Stinkfist	Talking crap about werewolves.
T204		Jim Smith	Wants free sheep balls.
T205		Error 404	Has a Knack for wasting time.
T206		MozzWolF	Sounds biodiverse to me.
T207		tmadigan	Yet another crossposting moron.
T208		Tennessee Tuxedo	A well-dressed waste of time.
T209		LatinFire	Has the hypocrisy to crosspost spam from a nospam mail address.
T210		Vapor	Posting completely inadequate flames.
T211		Timothy Sutter	Alzheimer flaming.
T212		J'raxis Olson	Whinges about spam prevention in crossposted cascades.
T213		arroo	Annoying flonker.
T214		hoKEy wOLf	Jealous of other animals.
T215		Humorous	Likes moonshine and toilet seats.
T216		Fredrock	Added Pennzoil to his diet, clearly a non-cheeseburger item.
T217		Kyzer	Would rather blonde bombshell a minotaur than a phantom. (?)
T218		usEless lAmer	Need I say more?
T219		Tim Hodge	Another useless lamer.
T220		Andy	Just can't make his mind up.
T221		Haakon Lugiesson	Can't spell the Paveword[tm].
T222		Sammy Handgrenade	A robot and a troll.
T223		H. West	Should move to China.
T224		Pinky	Remains a wolf at heart.
T225		Scott Funknut	Likes Lou Costello.
T226		*Rescinded*
T227		Scott McSpoonaholic	Addicted to non-beer substances.
T228		Almanzo Wilder	Looser than clams.
T229		Dark Lord of the SitH	Foolishly flaming flonkers.
T230		auuV	Attacking anachronistic archipelagos.
T231		The Investigator	Contemptuous content-free crossposts.
T232		Ferg	Nebulous nuking neophyte.
T233		Banesong	Is trying to crosspost the Tick even further.
T234		yUKyUK	A virtual fart.
T235		Alhazred	Completely incompetent conveyance.
T236		David E. Powell	Crossposting conspiratorial crap.
T237		Medicine Man	Slav cthulhu grznoy rwanda.
T238		Mwilson	Wants to know whether the newsgroup works.
T239		Sammy Hagar	Wins a special trip to the Plutonium Mills[tm].
T240		Joseph	Yet another clueless wombat.
T241		King of All Fishes	Being a fish.
T242		Strato	An anonymous aardvark.
T243		Robert Maas	Doesn't have any friends.
T244		Nasrudin	Compared apte unfavourably to Vegemite.
T245		Andrew K Fletcher	Doesn't want to toss trees aside like the unwanted puppy.
T246		Pegasus	Misquoting "Nessun Dorma".
T247		Francisco Dominguez	Resurgent Flonker.
T248		Ponty the Singing WerePontiac	Lycanthromobile and aardphile.
T249		Ben Brown	Hopes not to see heaven. No problem.
T250		Safari D	Further flonkish flaming.
T251		Shadow Seeker	Knows the history of Demonhunter (like, wow).
T252		Ivor Zingradovadeski	Questioned the quality of The List[tm].
T253		Medical Catastrophe	Wereteletubby; by implication, likes fluffy bunnies.
T254		JayDee	Wants us to vomit in his hair for true and just cause.
T255		J. Raoul Xemblinosky III	Misquoting Spinal Tap.
T256		Per	Wants to nuke Pavers[tm] in France.
T257		Were-Rabbi Ernst Zundel	Remembers the Windigo.
T258		weremarmot	Thinks crowbars are better than hoses.
T259		John A. McKeon	Wants to buy a Furby.
T260		Big Daddy Zeus	Told voxman to shut up.
T261		Blitz the Cat	Biodiverse sadistic freak.
T262		minou	Drinking Cherry Coke in Edmonton.
T263		Peter "Pet" Miller	Likes snow and hollow planets.
T264		Domino	Doubts they'd have gotten the horse on stage.
T265		Dayv!	Uses AOL's shitty news server.
T266		Astaldo Megillian	Doesn't need a book to tell him how he feels.
T267		Y2k O	Atheists can get hit by lightning bolts too.
T268		Grimreaper	Wants RnR to get a life.
T269		Zimri	Listed[tm], of all things.
T270		Autodoc	Pathetic invasion tactician.
T271		TroLL	Failed test post poster.
T272		son of thor	He's Kinda Strange (no pervs or deviants).
T273		fdgjhfgh	Recommends posting white-ass trash somewhere else.
T274		old dead "nessie"	yu are invading our privacy yu stupid ass.
T275		WyNDIGO LXXVII	Had a go at nessie for not existing. Pot. Kettle. Black.
T276		John E.M.	Thinks it's governments that use mind reading devices.
T277		TomR	Anatomically impossible.
T278		Glitch	knew u were going to ask that.
T279		Bob G	Wants Clinton to avoid lawsuits.
T280		Andrew Wilkins	Unhealthy interest in the size of Roy Marler's penis.
T281		Spamster	Doesn't look that way to us either.
T282		Lintilla	Should have Just Lurked.
T283		susyne	Asphalt squatter... Liked Thoroeau's "Walking".
T284		Stef	Plus de 100,000 Visites mais seulement un Listing[tm].
T285		gukvfv	I'm Listing[tm] this heretic. This is ONLY a List[tm].
T286		David Daniels	Just a Pit Slave[tm], please List[tm].
T287		Tristan Strada	Wants to be hog-tied and bitch-slapped repeatedly.
T288		healingline	Posted silly one-liner tree insult.
T289		Këiö	Bear and gravy fetish.
T290		G. Williams	Wants to pave the earth with environmentally friendly HTML.
T291		Gravity Guru	A fountain of grammatically unsatisfactory insults.
T292		Cynthia	Owner of a very, very sad television set.
T293		Dave Zero	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T294		DMZ	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T295		The Unknown James	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T296		Essence	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T297		Kanaka J	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T298		The Arcane Chas	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T299		Steve Wolter the Ego	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T300		The Non-Adjectivized Outsider	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T301		Paul Wilkins	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T302		The Enlightened Ayrab	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T303		Stanley Rosenthal	Not as good at grammar as they boast.
T304		Frank Emsley's ass, donkey, mule, burro or other equine animal (should he choose to acquire one).	Heretically biodiverse.
T305		xhrsoz	Wants us to play FAIRLY and HONESTLY.
T306		PEXIM	La lista non ha barriera linguistica, fuckwad.
T307		Joe	He's with the program, but not with The Plan[tm].
T308		Brian Turner	Tried to shove goddamn pitiful excuses for literature up Frank's ass at TOTNG[tm].
T309		Wee Saul	For good measure.
T310		SOD of the CoE	Thinks cannibalism is a rational alternative meat source (as though we were looking for one).
T311		al	Fucking insane.
T312		willy5net4	Doesn't drink responsibly.
T314		T314	Wants to build ramps on PaveWorld[tm].

III. Various and Assorted Other Problems

(or, "Sure they're lame, but at least they know enough of what goes on around here to be on-topic in their heresy")

Trk # Old # Handle Reason

M001 0005 Scott Evensen likes concrete better

M002 0006 The Homechicken likes fuel efficiency

M003 0009 Brandon Van Every likes concrete better

M004 0010 Margaret White likes concrete and rollerblades

M005 0012 Francis Cyran wants to preserve coffee

M006 0013 A Tyler Doolittle likes cube-shaped earth

M007 0017 Michael Zwibel dislikes hypercars

M008 0018 newby wants to paint the pavement

M009 0019 **Rescinded** **You can't fool Listkeepers[tm]**

M010 0020 Aaron Hughes thinks pavers are insane

M011 0021 Kenneth J. Mansfield hates pavers

M012 0023 Ken Toews thinks pavers are insane

M013 0024 MagicMan thinks pavers are insane

M014 0025 E. M.Tatsuhwa thinks pavers are insane

M015 0026 Karen McBurney likes astroturf

M016 0028 Randy Kaelber wants us to eat roadkill

M017 0029 Pontus Lidbrink hates pavers

M018 0033 Dan Bennett likes Christmas trees

M019 0036 Paul Radcliffe likes mountain bikes

M020 0037 Stephen J. Styrchak likes public transportation

M021 0038 **Rescinded**

M022 0041 VarianLon likes trees; dislikes pavement

M023 0042 BATSY wants to laminate the earth

M024 0044 David Sinclair likes sunflowers and trees

M025 0049 Craig Beers likes skateboarding

M026 Joshua LaFleur posted horrible poem

M027 Don Gray wants pizza on PaveWorld

M028 Colin Lyngate Hall thinks pavers are stupid

M029 Yamamoto thinks we need trees and plants

M030 Chuck Theobald likes stainless steel earth

M031 vortex@ibm.net likes rollerblading

M032 Cooey McIntosh likes solar panels

M033 Brad Neuberg wants to pave Venus

M034 Rudi likes concrete better

M035 Ted Postula wants to pervert Earth's shape

M036 Sander Stoks dislikes burgers and beer

M037 Jake,Earth Pedestrian likes (shudder!) walking

M038 THOMAS JONES likes THOMAS JONES too much

M039 Henry... thinks pavers are insane

M040 Luke Nelson likes smileys and dirt roads

M041 DOOMer pisses Max off / wanky name

M042 Newt Gingrich prevented Max from posting

M043 **Rescinded**

M044 Sasha likes clean country air

M045 sid lipkin can't pee properly (like we care)

M046 BeHappy117 thinks pavers should smile

M047 Tzimon Ylastier will be crushed like bubble paper

M048 Susan Solon bubble paper heretic

M049 Concrete Man likes concrete better

M050 Felster Janin posted horrible poem

M051 Tim McGregor wants to lead PitSlave revolt

M052 Ian Corrigan worships trees

M053 Beshana posted horrible poem

M054 Ingrid K Buxton wants to ban farting

M055 Cameron L Spitzer thinks Paving is just a joke

M056 Rad racist moron

M057 Sid Tan likes forests & such nasty stuff

M058 Heather keeps pet rabbits

M059 Kevin posted new age mumbo-jumbo

M060 Kevin D Hobbs thinks there is no Plan[tm]

M061 Nick Joyce pavers don't have birthdays

M062 David Keary consistantly idiotic drivel

M063 Ice Ice Baby grammar disfunctionality

M064 Dave Brickner wants pavers to blow him

M065 Symbolic Can't even spell his own treehugging bullshit.

M066 Iain Cummings Mentioned Gerard Depardieu.

M067 Antoine Steeg Being gratuitously French on apte.

M068 Iron Parrot JIIM Trademark abuse.

M069 Night Hawk Thinks aptewa should be fun Fun FUN!!!

M070 Grashtel Cobweb's so fucking sick of ocean inquiries.

M071 Cyba Nonymous Wants to cover the earth in neatly stacked milk crates.

M072 Paul Rothrock A snivelling sell-out who is willing to compromise the magnificent achievement of us 100%ers.

M073 Jolly Green Giant Thinks Pavers[tm] are a bunch of freaks.

M074 Neddly Rabinowitzinstein Likes solar cars that go slowly.

M075 Bruce Burhans Thinks we can't have our earth and eat it too.(?)

IV. The Volunteers

Trk #	Old #	Handle	Reason
V001	0003	Richard Fraser Guy	asked to be here
V002	0008	Joseph Hertzlinger	asked to be here
V003	0051	Andrew McCOLL	asked to be here
V004		rescinded
V005		Kevin Osborn	asked to be here
V006		Chris Hohe	asked to be here
V007		Chris Williams	likes motorbikes and flyovers
V008		Daniel Jaffa	wants library card (tee hee)
V009		Somebody	Bizarre tracking number fetish.
V010		Smee	"I wanna V#!!"
V011		The Dickmaster General	Likes Wurk
V012		Eric	Asked to be here with clairvoyant expedience.
V013		Unit 4	Said "So list me".
V014		Anthony Gregory	Wants to be a pit boss.

Appendix 1 - Demographics

Section	Active	Rescinded	Total
Earth Destroyers	144	Yeah, right.	144
Time Wasters	303	10	313
Miscellaneous	72	3	75
Volunteers	13	1	14
Totals	532	14	546

Appendix 2 - Contact Details

Should you desire to appeal to the ListKeepers'[tm] mercy (hehehe), feel free to bribe us with hearty beers and cheeseburger as well as the items outlined below:

Cobweb (bga@spyder.net):
- Several truckloads of The Ultra
- Metallica's original "Garage Days"
- A 1978 Colt Detective Special 3 inch in Nickel Thank You
- A dead purple dinosaur

Dave Rogers (daverogers@geocities.com):
- A very large electroplating bath
- Several cubic miles of chrome
- Workable plans to subvert Western democracies

Martin (martin@grassmarket.freeserve.co.uk):
- The classics. Cold beer, sizzling cheeseburgers, fast cars, sizzling women, fast beers, that sort of thing.

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