What you are about to see is a historic landmark. It is the first legal (looking) document that we have ever made. It was created by Matthew H. Zealy and Andrew P. Saphos, and approved by Steven M. Mercado. Now it published for all the world to see, still kept in it's original form, with the same original typos and other such gibberish. From here on in, you are warned that after viewing what lies ahead, You will never see things the same way again.We'd like to invite you to....