This page features poems that are more for you normal types.
ABNORMALITIES (71/9/9)
On coconut you go.
PICKLE DEE DO DA.
A SHIP SHIP SHIP A SHIP SHIP SHOP
BLUE DOOEE BLUE DOOEE! THAT MEANS BLUE DINOSAUR IN KOREAN.
I CAN’T think of a line, em.
Maybe roger curzon can.
WHO PUT THE LITTLE BABY SWASTIKKKA ON THE WALL??
IT WASN"T VERY HIGH COULDNA BEEN MORE THAN 7 YEARS OLD.
WHO KICKED THE LITTLE BABY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL???
I played a serious game of basketball yesterday.
Like our poem so far, chums?
Mike kwon.
KWON’S CONVENIENCE GOT SHUT DOWN
ARE YOU SERIOUS? HAHAHA
YES, I’m serious. His parents got sent to jail for selling cigarettes to minors.
IS THAT TRUE?
YES, INDEED MY FRIEND.
MIKE KWON’S DAD WITH THE ONE RED EYE, the war veteran from vi-et-naaaaaaaaaaaam.
Born on the 4th of july!!!!!!! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbad! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbad! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbad! Bad to the bone!
HE TRIED TO INSTITUTIONALIZE STILL I COULD RECOGNIZE
there out in the darkness a fugitive running from power lemons fallen from grace, GOD BE MY VALENTINE/WITNESS.
I never shall find him till we come face to face with lemons in our teeth.
They communicated with slight gestures and loud grunts..ss
CLOMP-NIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the end.
500 (98/01/26)This is a dedication to we know who you are.
Oil ranch.
That is where I keep you.
You are a field of zits.
Your back reminds me of tulips.
Dead tulips, that is.
The sweet honeysuckle white goo that comes out when I squeeze you.
Followed by blood.
OUCH!
That must hurt!
Is this a resemblance to Adam Black's butt?
SURPRISE! AN APPLE RAID ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
THINKING.
hello?
HELOSH!
HELLLLOSH!
"Oh, Jen, oh jen! don't let that boy PIFFREY call here again and scream foulings into our box of talk"
Lordy knows he's a garlic mouth.
GITCH! GITCHI!
how many people in america today floss their genitals with waxed floss?
it's time for a lube JOB.
NOW THEN! hey you know chicken woman? oh my god. her name's vera, right? go on... fuck hahaha did you know her name is also VERONICA? Is that short for what?
Is that short for AVoododoododododoodododooo?
YES.
NO.
bbbbbbad bbbbboa constrictor
WHY WOULD YOU WRITE SOMETHING THAT DOESN"T MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!
boa bbbbb boa bbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbboa!!!!!!!!
oo hoo hoo oo hoo hooo bbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!!!
read the sac to me, brother!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
die! my penis! die!
the end.
NEEDLEDICK (98/02/04)
SHUT UP BURRITO. um. have you ever seen a dead man walking? No, but i sure have schmelled one. Remember the time Bernie Choy had to do a book report and he stood up at the front of the class and started to speak, but no , yes, no, sound came out of his mouth. he was moving his hands around a lot and still no sound escaped his oral crevice. POOOOOORR BERRRRN... "SPEAK UP OR SIT DOWN!!!" 
and bernie sat down. rhythm is a dancer. it's a source of magic. you can feel it everywhere. OOO o OOOO o. by snap. SNAP! HA SEE YA HOLD TIGHT!!!! we moonwalk the foxtrot. we shimmy the monkeywrench. 369 the goose drank wine. the monkey did the shimmy up the streetcar line. the streetcar broke. and the monkey began to choke. and we all went to heaven on an old billy goat. MRS. DZIEWA!!!!!!!!! CRYING BABIES!!!!!! fuck snip. angels on the goat. ONTARIO FUCK. on fuck tario.
Uhhh, Hot Chocolate! (98/03/01)
once there was a 1st year college student in the go station and he creeped up to the snack counter and slowly leaned in to a man named nada como el sol. he then said in a quiet voice "hahhhhhh hot chocolate, uhhhhh HOT CHOCOLATE" so then nada says "WHAT? YOU WANNA hot CHocoLate?" and then the guy said "hhuhuhuhuhuhu hot chocolate! huhuhuhuhuh hot chocolate! hot chocolate smaLL! so then nada says "you wanna small hot chocolate?" then the guy goes 'uhhhhh hot chocolate uhhhhhh hotcollgoate." nada nods and winks and then licks his lips and then says "very well" and then he winks again. nada can't stop winking. nada develops a winking problem. nada falls to the ground. nada does the death noise. the 
guy gets his hot chocolate. yup. carries it exactly 5.2 feet, puts it down on another counter, looks at it, says hhhhhahahahaahh hot chocolate for a final time and then he left it there and walked away. nada lives again. nada dies again. nada winks no more. you see, nada's eyes were in the hot chocolate! ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh BUGGATTI!