The official "keith is cool" Webpage
Top Ten Reasons That I am Cool:
1. I like the Friday the 13th movies
2. I can do the Macarena
3. When I go to the supermarket with my grandmother, people think were lovers
4. I live inside your head and tell you to do naughty things
5. I like Salt and Vinegar Chips
6. When I sit around the house, I REALLY sit around the house(i'm sorry, that's one of the top ten reasons I'm fat)
7. I never have and never will have a name for my penis
8. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (sorry again, that's one og the top ten reasons to do the Humpty dance)
9. At night, I dress in tights and apprehend criminals with my bat-a-rang(that one was on purpose, frankly, I am running out of things to say)
10. I have plenty of time on my hands to make gay web pages and try to be funny (rather unsuccessfully, I'm afraid)
Check these kick-ass MIDI's
Ana Ng
Birdhouse in Your Soul
She's an Angel
Blue Moon of Kentucky
I Can't help Falling In Love
Low Rider
I Will Survive
Eternal Flame
Paranoid
House of the Rising Suns
Tainted Love
Take on Me
Call Me Al
Cat's In the Cradle
My cousin's star wars page
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