Once upon time in a land in the not too distant past, "Little Red" was scrubbing her oven with with her handy dandy Brillo pad. She remembered she had tucked her little Redbook in her secret hiding place. She felt her little redbook needed a more appropriate title. After pondering this dilemma and trying to come up with a title she had come upon the conclusion that since she was indeed a lady, and this was her journal, which she kept at home, so she renamed her little red book the Ladies Home Journal.

After scrubbing her oven for 3 hours, (so much for those self cleaning ovens!), Little Red became quite the Bitch. She needed an outlet to vent her frustrations so being a woman of the 90's, she sat down at her computer and punched in the URL that every "mom with a modem" would punch in, which is cybermom.dot.com. (Yes, Little Red is a mom, she has two adorable furry little children named Lacey & Trixie.)

Having broken three fingernails scrubbing her oven, Little Red decided it was definitely time for a change. She looked back in her Ladies Home Journal and remembered she had jotted down the name of the place where she could find a new career. She thumbed through her journal until she got to the W's. Yes! There it was the Women's Wire, where she spent some time looking for work outside her home.

Little Red had such a stressful day she decided to put everything on hold and catch her favorite show, which of course, was the "Rosie O'Donnell Show" and there she sat for the next hour...........

My counter will now calculate how many individuals have experienced the finer more elegant surfing experience at the
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Women Speak to English Conversion Table. Print this and hang it on your "fridge" so the man in your life will know the real female language!

Men and Women Humor Site. Contains Stupid Men Jokes, Girls Guide to Geek Guys, Dictionary of Dating,etc.

Battle of the Sexes. Contains such things as, If Men could Get Pregnant, Mens & Women's Brains, Dogs VS Men, Rita Ruder's 50 Facts about Men, etc.

Imperial Humor Archive. Categories include Men & Women, Couples, Little Johnny, College, etc.

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