why oh why does Swiss cheese have to have holes in it?
The answer, from the World book encyclopedia (yeah, I'll thank the peanut gallery to be silent) is that the holes (called 'eyes' in cheese parlance) are formed by adding bacteria that produce carbon dioxide. The carbon dioxide forms the bubbles while the cheese is ripening, and so, when you cut the cheese (I couldn't resist), you get them pesky holes.

Between 25th October 1997 and 7th November 1997, at a place unknown, stole a quantity of red diesel of a value unknown belonging to person/s unknown. Contrary to section 1(i) of the theft act 1968. Unsurprisingly, due to lack of sufficient evidence, the above charge has now been dropped...
A Slug is just a Snail with a housing problem

A slug was crossing the road, and was accidentally run over by a turtle. After he awoke in the hospitol, a doctor asked: "How did this happen.?" The slug replied; "I don't know. It happened so quick."

What do slugs do at the beach? Nothing.

Q: What did the slug say when it went for a ride on the turtle's back? A: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

In recent years there has been a tremendous increase in goat packers. Goats are friendly and personable which makes them enjoyable companions. A properly bonded goat follows happily along like the family dog without any lead rope or restraints. This along with goat's mountain ancestry makes them an ideal pack animal.



I have the power!