Friends

To see the guys that I consider my friends, i.e., the guys that would probably put up my bail, click the links below: Chuck Jef Mark Mad Mike and Mayor Bill Michael C. Michael O. Munce

To view a few of my previous co-conspirators in relationships that were "a tale / Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, / Signifying nothing" [SHAKESPEARE], click the links below: Abby Annette Carla Cheryl Cheryl Ann D.J. Gayle Jenny Jill Lisa Lisa 2 Lisa and Ford Lisa and Jill Mara Sally Sharon Sherri Terri Trish The above are the ones I happen to have pictures of. I wish I had photos of the others. "God be thanked, the meanest of his creatures / Boasts two soul-sides, one to face the world with, / One to show a woman when he loves her!" [BROWNING]

You spend a long weekend with a chick and already the nagging starts: "What's your last name?"

"A woman's friendship ever ends in love." JOHN GAY

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you." ELBERT HUBBARD

"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough." GROUCHO MARX

"Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache: Do be my enemy - for friendship's sake." WILLIAM BLAKE

"Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another." H. L. MENCKEN

"With the catching end the pleasures of the chase." ABRAHAM LINCOLN

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." EMERSON

"To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." LAO TZU

"Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" RITA RUDNER

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind." BUDDHA

"Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies. Tell her: "Kath, you just go right ahead and do what you feel is right." Unless you actually care for her, in which case you must see to it that she has no male contact whatsoever." BRUCE JAY FRIEDMAN

"Friendship is seldom lasting but between equals, or where the superiority on one side is reduced by some equivalent advantage on the other." SAMUEL JOHNSON

"A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still." NIETZSCHE

"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl." STEPHEN LEACOCK

"Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other." W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM

"There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs." BARBARA HOWAR

"A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life." CHRISTOPHER MORLEY

"The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to substitutes is one of life's major mysteries." IRIS MURDOCH

"A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget." SAMUEL BUTLER

"The rule of friendship means there should be mutual sympathy between them, each supplying what the other lacks and trying to benefit the other, always using friendly and sincere words." BUDDHA

"That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience." CHARLES BUKOWSKI

POSTSCRIPT "Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance." OSCAR WILDE

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