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I am tabulating the votes as they come in, calculating the results, and determining the order of approximately the top 50 or 100 films to receive votes. I will of course be happy to furnish those results to all who have responded. The results will form the basis of a magazine article I will write on the very subject. I would be most honored if you could therefore e-mail your response to this thorny question: What are the three best horror films of all time? Best of luck to you in all your endeavors! Yours Sincerely, William Kozy care of billkozy@aol.com or billkozy@juno.com Lets flan the bastards! CVance Open Letter to Biotic Bakers I suggest the following: How about build a list of people we think FC might have bombed next, were Ted K not convicted and then arrested -- and pie them one by one declaring ourselves "a kinder gentler Luddite." 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BUSINESSES TELL THEIR CUSTOMERS WHICH PRODUCTS TO BOYCOTT. "If you worry about peasant farmers," says a skater-kid-looking- guy representing a coffee company which uses a lot of green marketing and has a "star" in its name and also a "bucks." "Don't buy the mocha. If you worry about recycling, avoid the styrofoam cups," he says looking so much the automaton a Seattle/ Chicago merger made him. "If you worry about exploited workers," he says in a deliberate act of sensibility and self-awareness, "use the self-serve line." Heads up. Father Roy will be in Lodi, NJ March 20-21, and Philly Mar 24-28. He will be in Boston Apr 9-10, New Haven and Hartford Apr 12-13. Just so you know. If you're wondering what the heck I'm talking about, go back to your television, you'll be fine. ----<><><><>---- In memory of Alice Benally (Oct 30 1923 - May 21 1997), Robert Dorman will be posting a photograph of her (John Benally's mother) to his BM web page later today. Here is John's statement: MARCH 1999 AD My name is John Benally and I am 'Where the water meets together' Clan and born for edge water, my patrilineal clan is Apache Clan. My matrilineal Grandfather is 'Many Goat Clan'. We need all the support we can at this time, a pressure on the BIA, the Dept of Interior. We are threatened with losing our way of life by relocating to the outside world. It is very important that we preserve our culture and ways of life. We can't live in western world. Our choices.. our ways of life.. being on land exercising our belief and we don't want any U.S. Government interference with our life. This is on behalf of all the ways on Indian land in this hemisphere. We don't like the human abuse, natural resource abuse thats happening in our nation. As we are all aware as five fingered family... we are ALL aware that we are losing all the differant atmosphere and depletion of our ozone, to where we're liable to sacrifice under these consequences. We all know that once everything was in balance and pure, now we all know it's out of balance. Climate, global changes are happening, it's here, greenhouse effect is here. These are my awareness's and my concern.. then I think we are all in the same boat. So act now, pressure the United States Government to tell them that they're liable for it. That means industrial nation, fossil fuel addiction, and nuclear addict. And thank you very much. John Benally. Black Mesa, AZ ][ ][ ][ ][ BROADSHEET TIME SOA by Marc Frucht. completed 12Mar99 (cl) 1991 Marc Frucht. -for details on "copyleft" agreements see bottom- Bm Just got back from the school today, mama. F#7 Didn't learn a thing today, mama. Bm Stuff you said about the golden rule E7 G Never shows up at that evil school Bm F#7 Bm Ain't goin to that school no more. (ch) Bm Ain't goin to that school no more, F#7 Ain't goin to that school no more, Bm Don' worry mama I'll be OK E7 G They got nothin I can use anyway. Bm F#7 Bm Ain't goin to that school no more. Bm Marched right into that school today, mama. F#7 Told them to put their toys away, mama. Bm All they taught me I don' need. E7 G Glutton, stealin' corporate greed. Bm F#7 Bm Ain't goin to that school no more. Bm This is school in americas, mama F#7 Hate and conflict 101, mama Bm Programmed rage from the butt of a gun E7 G Sold their soul to Channel One. Bm F#7 Bm Ain't goin to that school no more. intro. ------------2--- ------------3--- ------------4---(repeats -----------4---- once) -----4--2------- -2-5---5-------- -2-------2 -3-------3 -2-------4 -4-------4 -5-4-2-0-2 -2-------- melody. ----------------------------------------- -------------------------3--------------- -4---4----4----4----4----------4-2---2-4- ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- Just got back from the school today mama ----------------------2-2---2---- -------------2---3------------2-- -4-4------4---------------------- --------------------------------- --------------------------------- --------------------------------- Didn't learn a thing today, mama! (cl) Copyleft. If you take this, you must keep it intact at all times. Anyone who asks for it must receive it as quickly as you can get it to them. Authorship information must remain intact. Any changes, parodies, editing must be clearly marked. Feel free to share, with any and all. Please never make any money off this. If you ever make more than you can handle, please give away an equal amount to the charity of your choice. Storage of this content in any form signifies acceptance of copyleft and the philosophy as a whole. Should you not agree with these terms, there is a delete button on your keyboard. <><><><> So here's the chart from last week's ATI Poll. We only got 6 responses so far. Send yours in soon, so we can have a much more accurate social statement. ati@etext.org TB 12 1 8 12 11 8 WM 15 - 18 30 21 19 WG 25 - 9 10 14 13 So the average human, carbon- based, lives about 9 blocks from a Taco Bell, 17 blocks from a Walmart and 12 blocks from a Walgreens. Oh yeah, and to the person who sent in "1." What are you, the owner? # Dateline March. In seperate incidents, two Bronx toddlers were killed when television sets toppled on to their heads as they attempted to hug the teletubbies. /source/ Gear Magazine. March 99 pg. 32. # SHIPWRECK MAY BELONG TO MARCO POLO Newport, RI - A marinara collegist has uncovered clues that suggest a wreck at the bottom of the harbour is that of the HMS Sparticus, the ship that carried the Polish Pope, Capt. Marco Polo on his legendary South Pacific expedition two years ago. After James Cook didn't want it anymore, Marco Polo bought it for an undisclosed amount of $5.97; renamed it and its fate became lost to time. But DK Biafra says her reading of old Yiddish proverbs indicates that Sparticus may be lying in 20 feet of jellyfish and Naval Weekend vomit in Newsport Harbour. If she is right, it "would easily be one of the most important vessels to be discovered in the history of international merry time exploration," says Cotten "Hot Rod" Mather, an underwater skinnydippologist at the University of Rhode Island. "If she's wrong," said John Ledyard, UConn's department head of Merry Time Anthropology, Archeology, and Geological Surveys 7-432, "we'll stone her in a public den of thieves, vermin, prostitutes and politicians." The Sparticus will be razed up as soon as the divers can entice Keiko to get away from it. ATI FLAGWORD OF THE DAY If on a resume or at an interview someone keeps telling you how "proactive" they are, steer clear. "Don't call us, we'll call you." Get away, flee, kick them out. They won't get a darned thing done. Proactive is a twenty-dollar word. You can buy it in sheets at temp agencies and job search companies all over the world. Why, I once saw an 8X10 chock full of these "power words." I was tempted to apply for a job filling out the resume alphabetically just to see what comes of the interview. But I didn't need a job. To Interact interactively with ATI go to: http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist SWAG ME WITH A SPOONERISM I've just learned of a neo-new music industry standard. I do the "double neo" there because it might not be so new afterall. It's something that probably should have stopped before it began Everyone from the Sex Pistons to RadioHeard and everyone in between, it seems, is required to think up a junk toy price range $30-80 to attach to promo CD's given or lent to journalists and DJ's. It also parallels something which greatly disturbs me in the past and present Say you're a rear-end admiral in the US Davy or a Prentagon poop. And you're trying to decide who gets a billion dollar contract Suddenly your secretary gets a dozen roses from an anonymous source named P Takis Veliotis of General Dynamics. It's got hundred dollar bills poked onto all the thorns. Who Ya Gonna Award? I don't know. Am I making too much here? Reaching? Am I drawing a parallel that's just not close enough? You decide. We end with two parodies to the same song. NSinc's "Your Love is Like a River." 1. Your love is like a river Gettin' me wet Your soul is like a secret That I never forget. When I look into your eyes My heart gets all blue. God must have trust- Ed me just to lust after you. 2. You came into my life Sent from above When I lost all hope You showed me love I'm checkin for you Boy you're right on time Angel of mine. Send everything to our complaint dept. ati@etext.org