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                             WoN Log Archive
                                         
                                        -by Draxamus


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Intro
------

   Before I begin, I need to explain a few things.  Back around the 
time I first got the internet (mid-98), I found The Unofficial World of 
Nintendo Chat Room (WoN).  The first incarnations of WoN were Beseen chats
(Commonly referred to as the Old WoN chats).  I went to these chats 
infrequently, and I wasn't a big part of them.  Sometime in late '98 
Jesse Smith (the owner of the chats) instituted a new chat script, 
which became known as New WoN.  Over the years New WoN has changed a bit,
but it has still remained fundamentally the same.  Since 1998 New WoN has
become an integral part of my internet experience.

   In 1999 Jesse Smith abandoned Old WoN in favor of his new chats.  
However, Old WoN was not forgotten by its population.  Gau, an Old WoNer,
created a site devoted to Old WoN.  The site had the old chats, profiles
of Old WoNers, memoirs, and most importantly, chat logs.  

   So years later my pal Cecil and I make New Times, a site devoted 
to the New WoN chats.  Logs were a big part of the site, and I made most
of them myself.  The logs were just copies of the HTML source of the chat
window.  Over time, New Times became home to dozens of these logs.

   As I said in the previous paragraph, I made most of the chat logs
myself.  However, some of the chat logs were submitted by various
New WoNers.  I also have to thank archive.org for a lot of logs that
I didn't have.  The logs that I made were usually of something "humorous,"
as were the logs submitted by other people.  The logs I obtained from
archive.org are random.

   The reason I'm putting all of the WoN logs into a text file is
one of preservation.  Web sites come and go, but text files are immortal.


Logs
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   The logs will be separated into groups by the year that they were 
made.  The exact date the logs were made will precede each individual
log.  Now without further ado, here are the logs.

                                
                                 1999
                                ------

10/20/99:

216.65.140.1 ROM: Die.
208.16.31.39 Damian Hunter Leonhart: Dauphin of Hell & Slayer of God: 
I went to Kender at like noon..and everyone was Drunk and couldn't 
speak...
209.254.123.238 Crimson Princess: *laughs*
205.188.196.53 Crimson Princess's Poopoo: (Doesn't act like this in KC...
Only here)
208.16.31.39 Damian Hunter Leonhart: Dauphin of Hell & Slayer of God: 
ooooooaaaaaaaaaooiyooooooo whoooaaaaooooo~ooo
63.11.48.82 Vance, Omni-Knight First Class: ???
63.10.146.59 Princess Samantha (Fiancess of Prince Darion/EMW): *growls at 
the dumb assed IMP wanna be wh0re*
205.188.196.53 Crimson Princess's Poopoo: *Is glad Sammi can spell whore*
63.11.48.82 Vance, Omni-Knight First Class: BRB
208.16.31.39 Damian Hunter Leonhart: Dauphin of Hell & Slayer of God: 
LOL@Ace
12.78.111.161 Trian Knight of Gold: *smacks a wall, turning it into 
mercury*
152.163.204.199 Draxamus: *gone*
216.65.140.1 ROM: Die.
205.188.196.53 Crimson Princess's Poopoo: (Wannabe whore..?...Wouldn't 
that make Crimson THE whore..?)
63.10.146.59 Princess Samantha (Fiancess of Prince Darion/EMW): I SPELLED 
IT THAT WAY ON PURPOSE! YOU LOSER WHORE! YOU IMP!
208.16.31.39 Damian Hunter Leonhart: Dauphin of Hell & Slayer of God: 
Justin...she is the Mega whore...
209.254.123.238 Crimson Princess: Not quite
208.16.31.39 Damian Hunter Leonhart: Dauphin of Hell & Slayer of God: 
*looks at Trian in a confused manner*
63.10.146.59 Princess Samantha (Fiancess of Prince Darion/EMW): -silent-

                                 
                                 2000
                                ------

07/11/00:

IP Juvenile™: Hello?
IP Juvenile™: guess im talkin to meself
IP Phuck™: Heh
IP Juvenile™: Heh
IP : ..........
IP Alex Williams ~Assassin For The V.I.P~ ~Kassie's Fiance~: back'
IP Alex Williams ~Assassin For The V.I.P~ ~Kassie's Fiance~: iz P.M.S. 
still here??   
IP P.M.S. ( Evil Group Of Spy's) ( Keina, Meisha, and Fai): we wre waiting
for you!!!!!!
IP Alex Williams ~Assassin For The V.I.P~ ~Kassie's Fiance~: BAHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!1
IP Alex Williams ~Assassin For The V.I.P~ ~Kassie's Fiance~: *runs away*
IP Alex Williams ~Assassin For The V.I.P~ ~Kassie's Fiance~: *gone*
IP P.M.S. ( Evil Group Of Spy's) ( Keina, Meisha, and Fai): *strut out 
of the mall*
IP P.M.S. ( Evil Group Of Spy's) ( Keina, Meisha, and Fai): *gone*
IP game winner: (cool)

08/16/00:

IP Ray: I have to leave in about 10 mins
IP Ray: Okay I am leaving bye 
IP SJ Egon(Teen Sayien): *walks in with a sigh on his face and his long 
black hair drags on the floor*
IP SJ Egon(Teen Sayien): ..........
IP SJ Egon(Teen Sayien): *sits down and waits for someone Nice to come in*
IP SSJ4_Trunks (Teen Sajin): walkes in sup Teen?
IP SJ Egon(Teen Sayien): hey
IP SSJ4_Trunks (Teen Sajin): man WF is gone I think
IP SJ Egon(Teen Sayien): huh.....Why?
IP SSJ4_Trunks (Teen Sajin): she teleported to old house
IP SJ Egon(Teen Sayien): o...that one
IP SJ Egon(Teen Sayien): ..........
IP SJ Egon(Teen Sayien): hello?
IP SJ Egon(Teen Sayien): er........ooook*dissapears*
IP SS Gohan: hi
IP SS Gohan: any1
IP SS Gohan: gtiggiuyfhgtuirfyhgy7uojfoshdyvsbxhjsbnfcvdjshydbcbfuyvhdb
cgyhvubgdyu76cfbvgsyfdhcgvbftdbkuyvhbgdyusbyvcfgbvbfduygsbvdfusgbfcjhkgy
fgfctdgkgfbdftyvfbdyvgdukygbvftygbtydgbsygdbfvubskbfvdygtbtftydgskgdvsgk
svbdkvfbkytgbbfcvtdvbstcvbukfdbfdutgvftgvbhccbfghvdiy
IP gohan and fox(indigo chocobo): *phases in*
IP gohan and fox(indigo chocobo): greetings if any one is here

08/17/00:

IP Wisemew: oh hi juvy
IP Andrew: *gone*
IP Wisemew: is hb here?
IP Juvenile: I dunno
IP Wisemew: D*ammit
IP Wisemew: Gone*
IP Juvenile: **Iz OuTtIe**
IP : *i S HERE*
IP : Is Hb..*Dämns her Comp*
IP : Bye Juve,Bye Mew,*G().\.3*
IP Toz: is you that really loves!
IP Toz: that chat stinks a lot! what a little scrolling text window!
IP : What the ƒuck do you want?
IP Got a Sec: Anyone know anything about to erase a save on an memory
card for a n64?teract 

10/17/00:

IP Draxamus: .........
IP Draxamus: .........
IP Draxamus: .........
IP : hello?
La-Voltaire: Wierd.
EviL DeNTisT!!!: ...
EviL DeNTisT!!!: brb
IP Dark Shrine Knight: *Arrives, but sees now one here* Hello? Anyone 
here?
IP Dark Shrine Knight: *no one*
IP Dark Shrine Knight: Wow. I've never seen all these chats so empty... 
Did everyone die, and I was left?!? This su(ks!!!!!!
IP Dark Shrine Knight: *looks at the void of emptyness* CAN ANYONE HEAR
ME!?!?!?!?! *echoes*
IP Dark Shrine Knight: So, where are all the zombies, and $hit? I'm REALLY
all alone here?!?!
IP Dark Shrine Knight: 
....................................................
...................
IP Dark Shrine Knight: *is GONE*

10/17/00(2):

IP slim: hre=here
IP : *is looking to give someone a foot massage*
IP : *Fades away*]
IP : *gone*
Jack: Miss me?
Q (dragon): Here!
Q (dragon): Here!
: ne 1c here?
EviL DeNTisT!!!: ...
EviL DeNTisT!!!: brb
IP : hello?
IP Dark Shrine Knight: Is anyone here?
IP Dark Shrine Knight: hello?
IP Dark Shrine Knight: *lowers his head, and leaves*

12/16/00:

IP Nina-sad: *speeds up to 100mph as the bridge starts to rise, letting 
a boat threw*
IP Nightmare: **Kilz the 0** pian=pain
IP Gatomon: baby biyo ruka hang on tight
IP Puke Cumstalker: *Kicks Dark into the water, where no cum can survive*
IP Wild Wolf, Lord of Darkness: **rides after them, going about 85 mph**
IP Nina-sad: HANG ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IP Baby Biyomon: *hangs on*
IP Dark Neurator: *His CUm Saber begins to shrivel up* No..Son...Ugnh...
IP Gatomon: *hangs on*
IP Puke Cumstalker: Unbiological son...
IP Wild Wolf, Lord of Darkness: **flips a little button, excellerating to
120mph**
IP Nightmare: **Follows behind wolf**
IP Dark Neurator: (Cum demnit...)
IP Nina-sad: *the car flies threw the air the water below them now*

12/16/00(2):

IP Nikki: Back.
IP Nikki: Woo-hoo, empty. GoNe!? *leaves.*
IP pikachu2000: hello
IP Master Lance: *walks in*
IP Shadow M2k: *A light apears from the ground and he apear's*..........
IP Shadow M2k: Hey Wuts up?
IP Shadow M2k: Is any one here??????
IP Shadow M2k: ..........................................................
.........................................................................
....
IP Shadow M2k: GO/\/E!!!!!!!!!!1
IP †**~Omicron**Tyrant~**†(Mice*r*nice~But*weasels*r*better) : !
IP †**~Omicron**Tyrant~**†(Mice*r*nice~But*weasels*r*better) : uh...gone 
tp pokeyman battle...:P
IP Bumatta~dragon of power: *flys on with a depressed look*
IP Bumatta~dragon of power: hhhmmmmm no one here good i will wait here for 
some one
IP Bumatta~dragon of power: *waits for someone to come*

12/16/03(3):

206.66.159.140 Sotsuma Yimushiro: Atleast you have an enemy..
Zelphyr Crypt TrueBlood: Im sorry
Zelphyr Crypt TrueBlood: not one but millions
206.66.159.140 Sotsuma Yimushiro: My enemies..all gone..*sighs* In outrage
at my fathers claim I destroyed my villiage...And then that's when 
Traikis noticed me..Lord Traikis Kyreu Nethermoon..He took me in..trained
me..and together we defeated the entire empire of Kraigg..
Zelphyr Crypt TrueBlood: I must find estebar and kill his "Chaos warriors"
then I will kill him and have vengance for what he has done
206.66.159.140 Sotsuma Yimushiro: After that..I was Traikis's deciple..
But at my defeat to a powerfull witch known only as Ornack..I was cast
down in shame..in her death and my defeat of Zelne I was his deciple once 
more..But I grew restless and faught against him for a time..
206.66.159.140 Sotsuma Yimushiro: I couldn't bare to kill off more of my 
family..For by then he was considered a brother..I gave in and left the 
empire to search for my own way..a new path to take..
206.66.159.140 Sotsuma Yimushiro: *stands up, walking past Zelphyr a 
strange feeling comes across the man causing him to shudder at Sotsuma 
walks on unfased. whisps of wind blow through his hair and then in one 
somewhat massive gust his body dissapates into the wind*
Zelphyr Crypt TrueBlood: I found a old man who taught me the ways Of 
controling gravity and lighting he taught mje everything then he sent me 
off to find the answer of a question when I came back he was dead
Zelphyr Crypt TrueBlood: **looks into the wind** bye my friend I hope our 
paths come across again **6(0)\//\3?**
206.207.136.28 Mistress of Death: ...
202.67.64.134 ben_3k: *will never fully understand role-players..........*
202.67.64.134 ben_3k: *wonders out loud if any1 has seen Rajah or Ryo....
...........*
202.67.64.134 ben_3k: *LEAVES AT 2:03 CHAT ROOM TIME*


                                 2001
                                ------

01/14/01:

216.65.164.198 SVC Strife: good morning
212.139.184.197 : hi
205.188.199.162 SIR CRAPOLOT: .........*is bored*
64.12.101.174 Angel: **flips through the window shattering the glass
everywhere**
64.12.101.174 Angel: Hello
64.12.101.174 Angel: Anyone here??????????
64.12.101.174 Angel: **Starts to sing**
64.12.101.174 Angel: I felt rain drops down and down on my head 
64.12.101.174 Angel: **Sits down**
64.12.101.174 Angel: Rain dropd droppin down and down I Feel em coomin 
down------ hhhee Nothing to see And I know that your heaart and my heart 
can go on and o
64.12.101.174 Angel: **flies out**
62.252.160.5 Wankers With attitude: hi fuckers
64.197.200.73 joey clary is a freak: joey clary is a FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
206.16.196.159 : ................

02/04/01:

IP ~Jesslyn Starchild~: Ok. See ya
536.47.81.2 SSY17 †HaRdCoRe† †‡***RYYAAN***‡†™,*the myth*: ...
536.47.81.2 SSY17 †HaRdCoRe† †‡***RYYAAN***‡†™,*the myth*: Jason?
536.47.81.2 SSY17 †HaRdCoRe† †‡***RYYAAN***‡†™,*the myth*: Outta here…
**6(0)\//\3?**
IP †Wildƒire†Desertbandit†: *Walks in*
IP †Wildƒire†Desertbandit†: *Gone*
The Scream: Heh....Wildfire actually came?Even if it was for a minute,it 
is a miracle!
The Scream: *gone with a woosh of some white substance*
IP ZeldaGirl: anyone here??
IP ZeldaGirl: WHERE IS LINK?!
IP ZeldaGirl: errr
IP ZeldaGirl: *gone*
126.22.0.8 Duo Maxwell: hello
126.22.0.8 Duo Maxwell: anyone here

03/31/01:

IP ~*‡Feena‡*~™: Hum,
IP Great Drak ~ Guardian of Fire ~: lee))** SNIFF ** you hurt my feelings.
....BOO HOO HOO!
IP : †‡Lee‡†~Mage~(holds the power to break wind): Ooh, look at me! I 
love green! I eat 90 lbs of grean beans every day so I can shoot beems of
energy out my a s s!
IP : †‡Lee‡†~Mage~(holds the power to break wind): *relizes this form is 
also pathetic and reverts to doppleganger*
IP ~*‡Feena‡*~™: *ponders as to why she is still here*
IP Great Drak ~ Guardian of Fire ~: ** flies to pokemon ** i wonder if 
there are any good pokemon to annoy...?
IP : follows
IP ~*‡Feena‡*~™: Hum, Ya Newbie leave....guess I'll find somewhere more 
populated.
IP Glorfindel: *Walks in* Greetings
IP Glorfindel: GONE
IP ~‡†*Ryoko*†‡~: *walks in*
IP ~‡†*Ryoko*†‡~: er me 2*gone*
IP love: love 
IP love: love 

04/06/01:

IP Karo~†Predator†~: Karen......
IP Ashîtaka (Zack): ...
IP Karo~†Predator†~: Well Karen see you later *cloaks and gone*
IP Ashîtaka (Zack): K then *gone*
IP SSJ11Gohan(soldier of Omega X): Hello
IP Fox: Anybody home?
IP SSJ12Goku(soldier of Omega X): hello Kobe
IP Crono: *flys in with white energy surrounding him*
IP Crono: *flys out*
IP shadow hunter neon eagle: 
IP shadow hunter neon eagle: HA HA MY EVIL CREATION!!!!!!!!!!!
IP shadow hunter neon eagle:  
IP shadow hunter neon eagle:  
IP shadow hunter neon eagle:  

04/12/01:

IP SS Sage Cross-Knight: *opens up restaurant*
IP Pyren Ariakan†Demi-God†Sage of Fire†Soldier of Omega X†: *looks at 
vladimere choking william*
IP †William Wallace†part of 'celts' civilization~: she be killin my 
bloody body Dracula
IP Ace: Okay Nikki, now, would you ever consider touching Ace Firestorm?
IP Karen -vampire-: *is unable to block the kick* yah!
IP Ace Firestorm™†SSJ Deamon†‡Soldier of Omega X‡: *shoots the kitty* 
dåmn it bïtch!
IP †William Wallace†part of 'celts' civilization~: oooooow *iz hit*
IP Vladimere Dracula: You should not worry about her.
IP Romus Nymeth: I am logging this.
IP Nikkilyn ~Ace's Kitty~: Depends. Is your last name Firestorm?
IP Karo †Predator† *Cloaked*: she mabye a nusiance but a beautiful one
she is
IP Nikkilyn ~Ace's Kitty~: *denies the shooting.*
IP Hydro ~Paladin Leader~ ~Pearl Bearer, Trident Master~: * lands and 
volts over william's shoulder, aiming a double-footed stomp/kick at 
vladimere's face*
IP Ace: Karen, would you ever touch Ace Firestorm?
IP Ace: Nope..
IP †William Wallace†part of 'celts' civilization~: the thing is, i thee 
never do nothing about Karen
IP Nikkilyn ~Ace's Kitty~: Ack, looks like I've made an enemy without an 
attempt... o.O
IP Magnaangemon *samus' digimon*: *iz hurt from the tackle at the speed 
he had gaind and the force*
IP Vladimere Dracula: *ducks the stomp*
IP †Silver Wolf†: Firestorm) what are you shooting with?
IP Nikkilyn ~Ace's Kitty~: Oh, THAT dude over dere.. No, probly not.

05/31/01:

IP Scorpion: Poof!!
IP 24.217.63.195 King Bob On The Cob: 
IP Scorpion: Hello Billy Bob....
IP 24.217.63.195 King Bob On The Cob: Testerz?
IP Scorpion: 
IP Scorpion: All gone....
IP love heel: that ban's not working the way it's supposed to.
IP Scorpion: 
IP Scorpion: 
IP 24.217.63.195 King Bob On The Cob: Poke crash!
IP Scorpion: test
IP Scorpion: AHHH!!
IP Scorpion: 
IP Scorpion: Dube, dube doo

06/07/01:

IP : .
IP : .
IP : .
IP : .
IP : *fixespoke again**gone*
IP †‡±RZ±‡†™: 
IP Mage: Hello
IP Mage: Goodbye
IP GREY-WOLF: hi
IP GREY-WOLF: hello
IP Bunny: *Walks in* Hello?
IP Bunny: GREY-WOLF?
IP Bunny: Mage? RZ? :?
IP Bunny: *Walks out and is GONE*

06/07/01(2):

IP Spirit of Cowboy: 
IP SJ Ryashi (Sayajin Teen Prince): BYE!
IP SJ Ryashi (Sayajin Teen Prince): **GoNe**
IP SJ Ryashi (Sayajin Teen Prince): **GoFa**
IP SJ Ryashi (Sayajin Teen Prince): **EoP**
IP SJ Ryashi (Sayajin Teen Prince): **dEoP**
IP Spirit of Cowboy: nig.ger
IP †‡±RZ±‡†™: **6(0)\//\3?**~™
IP SJ Ryashi (Sayajin Teen Prince): ((Don't forget to visit my page at: 
www.geocities.com/inuki_ookami/Introduction.htm ))
IP SJ Ryashi (Sayajin Teen Prince): ((And contact me through da contactz 
page! ))
IP SJ Ryashi (Sayajin Teen Prince): **tEoP**
IP †‡±RZ±‡†™: http://www.geocities.com/inuki_ookami/Introduction.htm 
IP †‡±RZ±‡†™: **6(0)\//\3?**~™

08/01/01:

IP ZELL/SeeD Master/BG/Omega X: *smiles at Renee*
IP Dragon: Shadow Angel: *looks at Zentire*
IP Zentire: OK thank you that is all i wanted to know
IP Mirclya *human/cat mix*: ....... -_-'
IP ZELL/SeeD Master/BG/Omega X: Smoke what do u want to know
IP Xion Bernard~Nightscape Master: Smoke) I just told you what happened!
IP ~Aiji Yuywell~Mistress of the Scythe~: .....
IP ZELL/SeeD Master/BG/Omega X: Omni?
IP Xion Bernard~Nightscape Master: Smoke) Clash was killed so he could 
work on his RPG and not worry about what's going on in the chat. He'll 
be back after his RPG is done
IP Sara-Crystal Princess: **Raises brave and Faith and Cuts the Elemental 
Blade apart*
IP ±Valcrist±†‡Death Knight‡†: *jumps into the rafters and runs across 
them until he is above Mirclya*
IP ‡†Smoke‡The Half-Masked Outlaw†‡: blade return*the element bas t ard 
leaf blade flies back to smoke and he grasps it by the handle*
IP Xion Bernard~Nightscape Master: Smoke) Clash was killed so he could 
work on his RPG and not worry about what's going on in the chat. He'll 
be back after his RPG is done
IP Omni†pesky little sprite†: Zell) you know, like a were wolf or a were 
rat or a were tiger or a were fox or my faveorite, a were raven.

08/02/01:

IP Sakura Avalon: mared=maried
IP Crono: i guess if you say you 2 are
IP Crono: so whats it about you 2
IP Sakura Avalon: yeah, I got a z-mail (Zap mail) From him saying that
he whants to have a devorce because I just reappared on the chats
IP Sakura Avalon: after 6-7 mounths of not being around
IP Crono: ............what do you want me to do
IP Sakura Avalon: U said u could try to help
IP Crono: i know......but im wondering what you want me to do.......stop 
the devorce
IP Sakura Avalon: I just need u to help me to make him see the truth
IP Sakura Avalon: just go back to poke mon ok?
IP Sakura Avalon: *gone*
IP Crono: ...............no im gonna help
IP Sakura Avalon: *to poke mon*
IP Crono: *gone*

08/04/01:

IP ‡Ðart‡~KING of all Ðragoon~: g2g be back tomorrow
IP †Edward Dinero†~scared of Digimon (getting eaten)~: heh, u should not 
fight me, i love to hunt tigers, but if u wish to compramice, i will get 
u
IP Butz(fron final fantasy5): ?
IP Naru Menchi: (... no Angie? O_o)
IP Angie~Tiger Girl~: *walks to the resturant*
IP Alicea(cheetah cub)*cheetah form*: *meows a little then stands up*
IP Naru Menchi: (Bleh, only Alex or someone I know can join.. !?)
IP Klya -tiger girl-: edward) GO TO HE||, BA$TARD!!!!
IP Angie~Tiger Girl~: Hey!!!!
IP Klya -tiger girl-: *stands slowly*
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): *walks in*
IP Angie~Tiger Girl~: ACK!!!!!!*Runs out*
IP Drakon Ashura: ((yeah only Ol'Phoenix and other person can be in the 
RPG??))
IP butz: whats going on?

08/26/01:

IP Trianos: It doesn't work that way for me.
IP Draxamus: Trianos) I haven't cried for you yet.
IP Trianos: Nothing does. I've been here the whole time.
IP Trianos: And the whole time that I've actually been alive, it's been 
horrible.
IP Draxamus: Uhh, no.
IP Trianos: Shut up Drax. You don't know what I've dealt with my whole 
life.
IP Draxamus: Boo hoo
IP Trianos: .... I ought to kill you.
IP Draxamus: What have you dealt with?
IP Trianos: ... shìt..
IP Draxamus: Specifics
IP Trianos: And more shìt. I get treated like shìt by almost everyone 
in my fúcking school.
IP Draxamus: So?
IP Trianos: They're all fúckers. And bästards.
IP Kathran: You think you've dealt with shít..? Try my life..I get called 
anorexic and bulimic, they all tell me to go throw up..And then when I 
finally relax and have fun, I get raped and get pregnant..Do you think 
I'm ready for a child?
IP Trianos: Kathran) You've never been raped.
IP Kathran: Do you honestly think I can handle a baby at fifteen..? I 
don't think so...
IP Draxamus: Trianos) What do they make fun of you for, loser?
IP Kathran: Yes I have..I'm not talking about ICL..
IP Trianos: Kathran) I don't believe it.
IP Draxamus: Tell me.
IP Kathran: Well..Believe it..
IP †Ðante Sparda†**Ðemon**: *slowly walks in*
IP Trianos: Drax) .... Stupid stuff.. but it happens all the time... it 
annoys me.
IP Trianos: Kathran.. did they bring this person to justice?
IP Draxamus: Trianos) You must be a loser, right?
IP Trianos: Drax) yeah, I'm a loser.
IP Draxamus: Loser.
IP Kathran: No, because I was drunk and I don't remember what he looks 
like..The cops said that they're probably never going to find him..
IP Trianos: ..
IP †Ðante Sparda†**Ðemon**: ...
IP Draxamus: Liar.
IP Kathran: And now when I want a cig, I can't have one, because I don't 
want my to turn out as fúcked up as I did...
IP Kathran: My child rather..
IP Draxamus: Trianos) You don't deserve to live.
IP †Ðante Sparda†**Ðemon**: *leans against the wall quietly listening 
to the converse*
IP Kathran: ...
IP Vivi: ...
IP Draxamus: Trianos, I hope you get the crud beat out of you at school.
IP Kathran: **Sighs**
IP †Ðante Sparda†**Ðemon**: .

08/27/01:

IP Pan Selwynn: *still looking into his eyes* 
IP Crono Selwynn: ...You're unbeleivably cute, you know that? *kisses her 
softly*
IP Pan Selwynn: *talks like a 5 yr. old* weally?
IP Pan Selwynn: Cwono you'we sweet
IP Crono Selwynn: *smiles warmly*
IP Pan Selwynn: i gtg now cwono
IP Pan Selwynn: *kisses crono*
IP Crono Selwynn: Bye... *gives her one last kiss (for the second time)*
IP Pan Selwynn: bye i love you
IP Pan Selwynn: *kisses him a gain*
IP Pan Selwynn: *gone*
IP Crono Selwynn: *gone as well*
IP : EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW *pukes*
IP : internet lust..........*shudders* *pukes* *shudders and pukes*

08/28/01:

IP Blink: ill be waitng
IP 00Babe: wating for what
IP 00Babe: ???
IP 00Babe: hello??? 
IP 00Babe: Is any one here going to talk to me???????????????
IP 00Babe: Good Bye
IP Quicksilver: *Walks in and looks around*
IP Quicksilver: *Shakes her red hair and strats tossing pennies at 
unsuspecting people*
IP Quicksilver: *Sighs and leaves, obviously none of you are penny people*
IP Link: Hyrulean Hero: hello?
IP Link: Hyrulean Hero: r u still here
IP Link: Hyrulean Hero: * leaves*
IP hello: hi
IP [L]iN[k]: hey what up around 
IP [L]iN[k]: someone here has PAPER MARIO ?
IP bigfatcockinyoface: sup you lovees
IP bigfatcockinyoface: i have paper YO MAMA
IP bigfatcockinyoface: biiiiatch!
IP bigfatcockinyoface: n64 loves extremely large peni's

08/29/01:

IP Draxamus: I SEND LEGIONZZ OF CLOWNZZ HURT YOU AHHH SPORK
IP Draxamus: I KILL U WIT SPORK
IP Draxamus: And that's how it is.
IP -Allen-: ((Your the type of person that makes me want to sleep in 
Drax....makes me want to stay home and not go anywhere....your the type 
that glares at me in public for the way i dress and says things tou your 
friends like 'Yeah i bet i could beat the cr@p outta-
IP Draxamus: YOu've either got that, or people stuck in character all 
the time.
IP -Allen-: that pu$$y'' ))
IP Draxamus: Allen) Loser.
IP Miyako: ok
IP -Allen-: ((Yes i am a loser....you have a problem what that?))
IP Nekia Tokei: Drax) or the people with about 50 different chars
IP Draxamus: Allen) Yes.
IP Revno Onius: (Well, it just turned out that way after awhile I guess..)
IP -Allen-: ((What problem could you posibbly have with how i choose to 
live my life...it's none of your godd@mn business.))
IP Miyako: drax) don't you see you are the only nut in here? why don't 
you go somewhere else with that cr@p

09/09/01:

152.163.204.198 Draxamus: Come on Kristea, KEEP GOING
152.163.205.78 Kristea Yellow~AAA stripper/AAA slut: *continues to suck 
draxs cock, goes faster*
205.188.199.181 Mephesto *Dark Age Savage*: **yawns, waves to Aclya**
24.4.255.113 Chris: She followed my advice. Good.
Zargathos: Kristea) How much is that going to cost drax?
Aclya *tiger girl*: whoo wrong room
152.163.204.198 Draxamus: OHH GODD *Dick falls off in her mouth*
Aclya *tiger girl*: ...
Zargathos: Kristea) How much is that going to cost drax?
Aclya *tiger girl*: **gone**
Zargathos: ROTFLMFAOARF@ Drax
152.163.204.198 Draxamus: YOU BIT MY DICK OFF AHHHH
152.163.204.198 Draxamus: AHHHHH *Starts bleeding to death*
152.163.205.78 Kristea Yellow~AAA stripper/AAA slut: LOL
152.163.205.78 Kristea Yellow~AAA stripper/AAA slut: well i didnt like 
his cock anyway, limp as hell

09/09/01(2):

Zargathos: 152.163.204.198 SEX MACHINE: *I RAM MY PENIZ IN TO YOU*
Zargathos: 152.163.204.198 SEX MACHINE: *I RAM MY PENIZ IN TO YOU*
Zargathos: 152.163.204.198 SEX MACHINE: *I RAM MY PENIZ IN TO YOU*
Zargathos: 152.163.204.198 SEX MACHINE: *I RAM MY PENIZ IN TO YOU*
Zargathos: HAWWW
152.163.205.78 Kristea Yellow~AAA stripper/AAA slut: ohhhh.....ohhhhhhhhh.
..yes...YES....AHHHH...AHHHHHH..OHHHHH...YES...OHHH...YESSS....OH GOD YES.
...AHHH...AHHH...AHHH
24.4.252.9 John: wut
152.163.204.198 SEX MACHINE: *I START TO GO FAST AN HARD*
24.4.252.9 John: wut
152.163.205.78 Kristea Yellow~AAA stripper/AAA slut: AHHHAHHHOHHHYESSYESS
AHHHAHHHAAHHHAAHHHHHOHHHHHYESOHHHYESS
152.163.204.198 SEX MACHINE: *I SUK UR BOOBIEZ AS I FUCK U HARDDD*
152.163.205.78 Kristea Yellow~AAA stripper/AAA slut: *IS HAVING THE TIME 
OF HER LIFE*
152.163.205.78 Kristea Yellow~AAA stripper/AAA slut: ok thats enough im 
feeling a spasm in my leg
152.163.205.78 Kristea Yellow~AAA stripper/AAA slut: *leaves**gone*

10/04/01:

172.175.43.85 Aliad Nabesco : (then it was Digi's, then DBZ....etc etc
etc......)
64.228.46.178 Kathran: (Sounds like fun..I don't really do much Simming
anymore. I use medium chars, like this one.)
207.245.36.163 lysell*amazon*: ooh... *gets up from the bed* i wish there
where some kinda place where someone can enter into chat rooms, but write 
with minds.......*actually thinks it would be less tiresome*
207.245.36.163 lysell*amazon*: i wish i knew a chat room that wasnt so 
boring....
207.245.36.163 lysell*amazon*: *GETS UP..... * wait a minute, somethin' 
not right *rewinds* *pushes herself from the bed but is too tired so she 
falls back in* 
172.175.43.85 Aliad Nabesco : (well...perhaps i will return later when 
there is more conversation to be had...)
64.228.46.178 Kathran: (Take care..)
207.245.36.163 lysell*amazon*: *GETS UP WITHA SMALL PUSH, and agrees with 
aliad *for the first time .... bye.
172.175.43.85 Aliad Nabesco : *stands from his lean against the wall, 
striding toward the door as he pushes off*
172.175.43.85 Aliad Nabesco : *pauses in mid stride, tiping his head to 
Kat, then exiting*
64.228.46.178 Kathran: **G()\\//\\é**
207.245.36.163 lysell*amazon*: *ready to open the door, but collapses...* 
207.245.36.163 lysell*amazon*: ooh, bye.... *wait up, aliad*
63.39.2.8 SexyGirl: bartz?

10/15/01:

IP Jace Sigeki(BioWolf)™: *glances around*...
IP Tarunia: There's someone in the N64 chat who wants to C-Y-B-E-R!
IP Carrie~Tiger Girl~: *backflips*
IP ‡Ðart‡~KING of all Ðragoon~: Sandra) I am leaving this chat forever, 
there are too many Bounty hunters that kill dragoons*looks at Dramac* I 
am fed up and besides no 1 likes me, i just want all of you to be 
witnesses so that no1 will look for me when i die!
IP Carrie~Tiger Girl~: ((Umm NO))
IP Slash (experimental creation/warrior-ssj3): *runs in*
IP ‡Ðart‡~KING of all Ðragoon~: *Yanks the trigger back all the way* 
(B-A-N-G)
IP ~Sandra~*Jewel Hunter*: (((Dart, you don't seem to realize something
....)))
IP Draxamus: Tarunia) Forgive me if I'm not sprinting for the chance.
IP Openly Homosexual: hi
IP Slash (experimental creation/warrior-ssj3): god..so many wolfs.... 
*swishes his tail around*
IP Axel Iaito: *Blinks* Why do you want to marry me, you don't even know
my name...
IP ‡Ðart‡~KING of all Ðragoon~: *Falls back and is dead*
IP Slash (experimental creation/warrior-ssj3): *jumps into the rafters*
IP ‡Ðart‡~KING of all Ðragoon~: *puddle of blood is overflowing his body 
and finnaly his body fades away* ******Gone Forever!********

10/16/01:

IP Draxamus: *Pulls his pants and underwear down to his ankles, and has 
a seat on The_Toilet*
IP Jim Rome: *Runs after Drax*
IP Draxamus: *Lets IT ALL out*
IP Draxamus: *Makes groaning noises*
IP Drax's Butt: *Convulses*
IP Draxamus: *It smells pretty bad*
IP Drax's Butt: *Is no longer a target of Jim Rome's*
IP Draxamus: *Can't find the Toilet_Paper*
IP Jim Rome: *Passes out*
IP Drax's Butt: *Needs to be wiped*
IP Draxamus: Where is the Toilet_Paper? ARGH!
IP Toilet_Paper: *is on fire*
IP Drax's Butt: *Is slowly crusting over*
IP Draxamus: *Grabs the Toilet_Paper, and smacks it against a wall, 
trying to put out the flames*
IP Toilet_Paper: *unrolls, still on fire*
IP Drax's Butt: *Still crusting away*
IP Toilet_Paper: *laughs at your crusty ass and burns*
IP Draxamus: No!
IP Draxamus: *Weeps*
IP Drax's Butt: *Needs to be wiped*
IP Drax's Butt: *Desperately needs to be wiped*
IP Draxamus: No Toilet_Paper left...
IP Draxamus: *Looks at his hand*
IP Draxamus: Nah
IP Draxamus: *Takes off His_Shirt*
IP Drax's Butt: *Eroding*
IP Draxamus: *Wipes Drax's_Butt, with HIs_Shirt*
IP Draxamus: *Desperatly tries to wipe off the crusty sh.it*
IP Drax's Butt: *Clean once again!!*
IP Drax's Butt: *Is once again beautiful*
IP Draxamus: *Sheds a tear of joy, and hugs Drax's Butt*
IP Drax's Butt: *Hugs back*

11/03/01:

203.206.18.100 K/\BLE™: *while kissing her he rubs up and down her slowly*
205.188.193.157 Lilymon (The mon of all mons): *smiles for a minute then 
continues kissing him*
203.206.18.100 K/\BLE™: *breathes deeply as he goes deeper inside her*
205.188.193.157 Lilymon (The mon of all mons): *Licks his chest*
203.206.18.100 K/\BLE™: *starts fucking her hard moving in and out and 
while licking her nipples*
205.188.193.157 Lilymon (The mon of all mons): *kisses him fondly*
203.206.18.100 K/\BLE™: *feels her start to cum on him*
205.188.193.157 Lilymon (The mon of all mons): *wonders what is going to 
happen next*
203.206.18.100 K/\BLE™: *fucks her harder till he cums into her*
205.188.193.157 Lilymon (The mon of all mons): *sighs contently*
203.206.18.100 K/\BLE™: *takes his cock out of her and pulls his pants up*
63.225.91.1 ROM: Hi! ^_^
203.206.18.100 K/\BLE™: *kisses her softly again*
63.205.143.60 : she wants more

11/13/01:

IP POKE-HAtttER: OH, SHUT UP!!! You know, I think your'e a Biitc- hyy 
A- SS FU-- CK-HEAD
IP POKE-HAtttER: P E E ON A HORN-LOG!!!!!!!!
IP BLASTOISE1234: SHUT-UP pokemonhatter[[bast_tard pus_sy as-s
Charizard77: F- UCK A LOVE TREE
IP POKE-HAtttER: UP YO A--SS
IP POKE-HAtttER: SHUT UP SI SSY A S S!!! YOU LIKE POKEMON!!! HA-HA!!!!!!!
IP BLASTOISE1234: i got a girl and you don't pus_sy a s s
IP Baby Biyomon: *appears**dissapears*
IP POKE-HAtttER: You know---- Youre a pretty decent SPER M L OG
IP Charizard77: HI, BABY!!
IP BLASTOISE1234: SO , i jest collect the cards for the big bucks
IP POKE-HAtttER: BLASTOISE- HOW COME YOU f UCK YO MAMMA??
IP BLASTOISE1234: shut-up bye
IP Black Pather: *trots in*

11/22/01:

IP †\/@LKÝ®/\P!M()ц ~owner::Rei~: ((shut up... you speak of things
you know nothing about, child.))
IP Draxamus: I know everything, SWEETY.
IP Wreak ~A Father~: ((Drax 1 i must say, get a life...... 2 i must say 
it's a friendly kiss *smacks him*))
IP †\/@LKÝ®/\P!M()ц ~owner::Rei~: ((*is no sweety* I know he loves
Samus. I don't love him. There is nothing here. Stop meddling in others' 
affairs and mind your own god damm business.))
IP Draxamus: Don't you people leave when you say you've left?
IP †\/@LKÝ®/\P!M()ц ~owner::Rei~: ((no, we stick around just for y00!!!!
*hugz*))
IP Draxamus: Rapimon) Everything is my business.
IP Wreak ~A Father~: ((sometimes yes)) *gone4reel*
IP Draxamus: Which person are you hugging? ^_^
IP †\/@LKÝ®/\P!M()ц ~owner::Rei~: *gone*
IP †\/@LKÝ®/\P!M()ц ~owner::Rei~: ((YOU, pompous jack ass *gone4realz*))
IP Draxamus: That makes me sad.
IP Draxamus: Awww
IP Draxamus: THAT MAKES ME HAPPY

11/22/01(2):

IP ~*Kari Web*~: *Smiles and him but frowns* I have to go now.
IP ~*Kari Web*~: =(
IP -Allen-: Awww....**Sits up and hugs her**...i'll miss you Kari....
goodnight..
IP ~*Kari Web*~: *Hugs him back* I'll miss you to. *Stands up* All see 
you Friday, Saturday, or Sunday If your on. I know I will be
IP -Allen-: **Smirks**I'll try to be around...it was nice meeting you.
IP ~*Kari Web*~: Yes, you too.
IP ~*Kari Web*~: Have a Nice Thanksgiving.
IP -Allen-: you too.
IP ~*Kari Web*~: *Waves goodbye to him and walks out*
IP ~*Kari Web*~: *Is gone*
IP -Allen-: **smiles and lies back on the couch**...
IP -Allen-: *gone*
IP ~*Lylas Rahn*~: brb
IP wanna talk meet in WoN: meet there

11/24/01:

IP Phatcat906: your calls su ck so much choad, and i bet you dont even
know what choad means 
IP Phosorus *Fiery Warrior*: But you've probably had a good three years
there already...
IP Phatcat906: Well I am in 2nd grade so you got dissed off your ass by 
a little kid!
IP Phosorus *Fiery Warrior*: Your only in second grade 'cause your 
parents paid for better grades!
IP Phatcat906: im only 7, so your calls must really su ck!
IP Phatcat906: how old are you, 14?
IP Phosorus *Fiery Warrior*: If your only seven, then how come you act 
like a two year old?
IP Phosorus *Fiery Warrior*: Dropped on your head when you were little?
IP Phosorus *Fiery Warrior*: Or did your parents not care about you 
enough?
IP Phatcat906: 1.thats a WICKED bad call.2. Im not actin like a two year 
old, cause i told you off abuot 10 times!!!
IP Phosorus *Fiery Warrior*: Sure you can count that high?
IP Phatcat906: My parents care abuot me more than your drunck lazy exuses 
for parents 
IP Phosorus *Fiery Warrior*: At least my parents can look at me without 
gettin' sick!
IP Phosorus *Fiery Warrior*: Having trouble spelling m o r o n? What's 
takin' you so long?
IP Phosorus *Fiery Warrior*: I'm OUTTA here! Lemme know when you're ready 
to play with the bigs!
IP Phosorus *Fiery Warrior*: *Gone*

11/27/01:

IP Brian: And do you think I believe you? You put "WoN Champion" in your 
ƒuckin' handle two weeks ago until I told you that it was idi0tic.
IP ~Candice's Body Gaurd~ Scorpion ''Bluefire'' Arunsun: **Jumps up, 
bringinjg the back of his leg down on her head, or attempting to**
IP Joseph Lingrill: Kurow....(I am the one training you so you wont be 
this lame, remember?) I will kill you if you bother me too much.
IP Luna ‡Goddess of the Blue Star‡: *looks at rafa confused*
IP : No more name.
IP Kurow Kirishima: must be david, he was trying to hack my comp. last 
night, 
IP Brian: Actually, I think it was Joseph who told me that Kurow said
that he beat Drusain.
IP Draxamus: OOHOHOHO
IP Rafa (6 Winged Angel Knight): I see...........kain didn't want me to 
die
IP Destiny's Girl: bye bye name!
IP Brian: ....
IP Chinsha *wolf/human halfling*: *is driven to her knees by this...still 
bent over*
IP Brian: KUROW U GHEY FAHG
IP Kurow Kirishima: hey how am i bothering you, and id like to see you 
try, i asked for help on ATTACKS and you haven't given told me a d@mn 
thing
IP Kurow Kirishima: hey how am i bothering you, and id like to see you 
try, i asked for help on ATTACKS and you haven't given told me a d@mn 
thing
IP Destiny's Girl: I don't wanna go to jail in Mexico!!!!
IP Brian: WHY WOULD IT MATTER IF SOMEONE HACKED YOUR COMP?
IP EternalWickedLady: *walks over to Kurow*Hey.
IP ~*Aila Canusian*~-Snow Angel-: *looks around bored*
IP Joseph Lingrill: (David did none of the sort, he wasnt on all last 
night)
IP Luna ‡Goddess of the Blue Star‡: who's kain and what's going on?
IP Joseph Lingrill: (Because you leave and dontlisten)
IP \/oltage: HEY...KUROW R KEWL
IP ~Candice's Body Gaurd~ Scorpion ''Bluefire'' Arunsun: **Backs up a 
few steps, then charges toward Chinsha, diving feet first at her**
IP Brian: Joseph, I think it was you who told me that he beat Drusain, 
didn't you?
IP Kurow Kirishima: I NEVER SAID THAT I BEAT DRUSIAN OR WHATEVER I DONT 
EVEN KNOW THE GUY AND DAVID SAID HE WOULD DO STUFF TO ME AND THIS WAS 
PROBABLY SOMETHING
IP Destiny's Girl: Kurow you're a bad liar...try to think of better 
excuses..
IP Rafa (6 Winged Angel Knight): Maybe I should tell you Luna
IP : D.G, you going out with Dsk yet?
IP ~*Aila Canusian*~-Snow Angel-: eh lordy...
IP Chinsha *wolf/human halfling*: *slowly "unbends" and gets kicked onto 
her back* KAH! |STOP!|
IP EternalWickedLady: Kurow?
IP Luna ‡Goddess of the Blue Star‡: yeah ya should
IP Joseph Lingrill: No.
IP Brian: Kurow, fine then. I believe you. In that case, I still have the
one-up that you put "WoN Champion" in your title last week.
IP Kurow Kirishima: hey destinys girl, how long you been here a few days, 
me and david have been at it for about 4 months now or somthing,
IP Joseph Lingrill: Before you even start on me. I never said anything of 
the sort.

11/27/01(2):

IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: *sits down and crys* i want a friend
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: i have nun
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: it's sad
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: the scream just got blurry!
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: I'm going crazy!
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: *crys*
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: *why did I become the king of evil*
IP : BECUZ U R GHEY
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: SHUT UP F@G
IP : HEY U R F@G
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: you loving lover who is loving
IP : U LOVVEEEERR
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: man dumb censers
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: u CR@P head
IP : U DSIFSO .. F@G!
IP ~*Kari Web*~: =(
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: why are you talking about yourself?
IP : I don't have netsex with guys.
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: at least i am a guy
IP : Keep telling yourself that.
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: why?
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: it's only true to you/font>
IP : Because you're just PRETENDING, like stuff.
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: wait i am a guy
IP : I am a guy.
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: you are a guy/gal
IP : Guy.
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: i know i'm a guy
IP : Now die, because I'm leaving. *Leave*
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: what about you]
IP The KIng of Evil~was poo~: *leaves in a rage*

12/01/01:

IP Rafiekyle-: (Der...too much parnthisis)
IP Rafiekyle-: (*Eats all typos*)
IP Blue-greenish name Guy: *Feeds some more data to Voltage*
IP Blue-greenish name Guy: *Lands on the ground*
IP Rafiekyle-: (boing)
IP Blue-greenish name Guy: Okay, Volt... Catch up to me... *Blasts off 
quickly to the distance*
IP Ryyaan *OuT-oF-OrDeR*: ......
IP Blue-greenish name Guy: *Can no longer be seen*
IP \/oltage™: *absentmindidly thinking of the sky when suddenly, he is 
fed data and is floating in the sky*Wow...it's never been that easy...
IP : ..
IP Blue-greenish name Guy: (It's not that easy, Volt)
IP Rafiekyle: *Trash's stuff*
IP \/oltage™: What happened?*thinks of standing on the ground and is 
there*
IP \/oltage™: My god...this is Force of Will ten times over...
IP Blue-greenish name Guy: (Volt... you seem to be unable to grasp 
this... So...) *Pushes the button again, and he and Volt are back in 
the room*
IP \/oltage™: Blue)The Shems don't have this power...I know...What did 
you give me?
IP Blue-greenish name Guy: I gave you the research recorded by (special 
method) that allowed you to think exactly as a Shem would.
IP : *Just sits there breaking stuff absent mindedly.Destroys the chats 
bar and steals a bunch of whiskey.Makes a few bombs with the Whiskey.
Ties them together and puts a torn cloth that leads to three bottles.
Lights the cloth on fire and hurls it into a wal-
IP Blue-greenish name Guy: And the knowledge of doing a few select things.
IP : -l.Waits for the "big boom"*
IP Blue-greenish name Guy: boom.

12/04/01:

IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): (you did it to ed)
IP †Trib†*Aggressive Mode*: *keeps weakly running away
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): (just a thought ^ ^)
IP Draggy~Age 2: Wow. Cool. So what are Trib and the other one evil for?
IP Emma Frost: ok. N00t or legion virus? ((And no i didnt make up ythe 
name its been around for years))
IP Renamon: .............................................
IP Emma Frost: or my own person IVY virus, which frezzes u otta the chat
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): (the one that works best)
IP Magnadramon~Holy DigiDragon god: Go Trib, you scoundrel! I will follow 
you for eternity like I said!
IP Gatomon: *tackles trib*hewwo
IP Emma Frost: ok Ivy it is
IP Draxamus: OOHOHOHO
IP †Trib†*Aggressive Mode*: *gets tackled and falls in pain*
IP Emma Frost: but i need draxs IP
IP †Trib†*Aggressive Mode*: Gatomon!!!
IP Magnadramon~Holy DigiDragon god: unless Trib and Dark change their 
behavior they will go tho Hel!
IP Renamon: *jumps off the tree and lands behind Trib*
IP Draxamus: Yeah, "virus" me.
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): 205.188.192.153
IP †Trib†*Aggressive Mode*: *weakly gets up*
IP Draggy~Age 2: Oh. Where will I end up going?
IP Magnadramon~Holy DigiDragon god: *whips Trib with his spiked tail*
IP †Trib†*Aggressive Mode*: *weakly runs to pokemon*
IP Magnadramon~Holy DigiDragon god: Draggy))You may go to heaven so far
IP Draggy~Age 2: Yay! *Flies to poke*
IP Emma Frost: ok it take a few
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): (ergh drax knows virus stuff so you know 
try your best or whatever )
IP Draxamus: Actually, that isn't even my actual IP.
IP Magnadramon~Holy DigiDragon god: *builds up the cyclone as it 
sourrounds him and dissappears*
IP Gatomon: hey renamon 
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): (then "noot" him )
IP Draxamus: The AOL browser does not show your actual IP.
IP Rick: *Walks in, leans agains the wall*
IP Emma Frost: drax) so i dont care!
IP Emma Frost: i can still get it anyway
IP Renamon: Hi Gat
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): ( noot...........sounds like a breakfest
cerial (sp?)
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): hi rick
IP Draxamus: Uhh, no you can't.
IP Renamon: you know Hawkeye is going after Celest right?
Draxamus: And, you can't "virus" me, either.
IP Rick: Legion)) How are ya?
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): ok i guess
IP Gatomon: gonna try to get aim again soon?
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): ( drax remember no comp is hacker proof)
IP Emma Frost: 205.188.192.153 Ip found Ivy virus 81727832ndyuew 828347432
- Pally uploading
IP Gatomon: i heard 
IP Renamon: Later tonight probably
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): ( erm big stuff wording thingy?)
IP Renamon: hes also after Teteo and I
IP Emma Frost: ok im going, i dont wanna be around when it hits him!
IP Emma Frost: ((will be here just in another char))
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): why?
IP Draxamus: Morons.
IP Gatomon: oh ok
IP Renamon: Gat go to Poke
IP Baby Tailmon: *walks in sniffling*
IP Rick: Legion)) Just OK? Well, I got that thing you wanted for the 
pendant.
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): thanks
IP : 10
IP : 9
IP : 8
IP : 7
IP : 6
IP : 5
IP : 4
IP : 3
IP Rick: *Takes it out of his trench coat pocket and hands it to Legion*
IP : 2
IP : 1
IP : 0 BYE BYE DRAX!
IP Rick: *It's a nice, shiny, aqua colored pearl, just the right size 
for a pendant*
IP Draxamus: Uhh, see ya' later, nameless.
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): *takes it*
IP : oops i sent it to the wrong IP! SORRY BDD!
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): (if it dun work noot him)
IP : Give me another moin
IP Rick: Legion)) I hope it's the right one.
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): ( er drax so what's up?)
IP Legion(Kid Space Dragon): it is
IP : GAT IM IN POKE
IP Rick: Legion)) That's good.
IP Draxamus: Err, do you think by pretending that doing nothing to me 
works, will make something actually happen?

12/06/01:

IP Laura Fairy: 4get the salutations sit down!
IP Cedric: I got in a fight
IP Cedric: *sits*
IP Laura Fairy: *fliez 2 him*
IP Kathran: Is that what they call it now..They call it slang..Ha..You 
don't know slang "honey". That is just being too fúcking lazy to type 
things out. Oh no! You might have to hit an extra two keys!
IP Laura Fairy: *takes out a bottle
IP Kathran: Pfft..
IP Cedric: that guy Drax was making fun of me and I knock him half to 
the moon
IP Laura Fairy: man!
IP Renamon: Oh, Drax
IP Laura Fairy: *takes out a rag*
IP Kathran: Heh..You knocked Drax..Drax doesn't usually fight..You should 
be honored..
IP Cedric: what a lamer with his takes out a gun and blows his head off 
cr@p
IP Laura Fairy: pours the solution on the wound*

12/24/01:

IP Draxamus: Hey look, it's Emerald Rose. Why don't you give a dog a bone?
IP Erik Sharlock: (emerald gor Aol messenger?)
IP Erik Sharlock: (emerald gor Aol messenger?)
IP Joey: heh..
IP Draxamus: Haha, give a dog a bone.
IP ~Emerald Rose~: ((Shut the hel l up!))
IP Erik Sharlock: (*gives drax a bone*)
IP Joey: *Slaughters himself in an attempt to killhimself*....*Fails*
IP Joey: B!tch!?! shut the hell, Up!?!?! *Bones emerald?*
IP Draxamus: You must have not understood what I meant by "bone."
IP Joey: yes..they are ten year olds drax..
IP Chris: Haha, Erik gave Drax a bone.
IP ~Emerald Rose~: ((Proud!!!))
IP Joey: She has not even had her camel toe yet
IP Erik Sharlock: (Emerald, whats you AIM SN?)


                                 2002
                                ------

01/05/02:

IP ROM: "basturd"
IP ROM: Who are you?
IP Francis gabrianny: ass whipe fukass
IP Francis gabrianny: know butz?
IP ROM: Nope.
IP Francis gabrianny: whoops wrong char*poofs out in marrey wanna*
IP Ranma: *ok im cool
IP ‡David Canusian‡: boringismnationaltiondisestablishmentaionarionism*
IP ROM: ...
IP Ranma: shadapust00pidmothafukassbit(h
IP Ranma: any hot bit(hes here?
IP ROM: Ranma, go die.
IP Ranma: su(k my jolly little nutz f@GG ass loveassnbit(h
IP ROM: You are so awsome.
IP Ranma: reatrted f@GGG whipe
IP ROM: What is your problem?
IP Ranma: UUUUU U love
IP ROM: What did I do?
IP Ranma: *SPITS IN HIS FACE ANDNLEAVES DOING THE FU(KU FINGER*

01/30/02:

IP Exile: Teehee, You turn me on.
IP DarkNinjaMaster: really......................so?
IP Exile: Wanna Cyber?
IP DarkNinjaMaster: no
IP Exile: Why not? Don't you find me attractive?
IP DarkNinjaMaster: For I'll I know you could be any gender.......
IP Exile: Good call, I'm male. I was just testing to see If you're smart.
IP Exile: Hold on, Letting my friend on.
IP DarkNinjaMaster: *is a male also*
IP Hooty™: i'm half male hale fe
IP DarkNinjaMaster: hello
IP DarkNinjaMaster: really...........why?
IP Hooty™: hello
IP Hooty™: thats how i am
IP DarkNinjaMaster: must be hard to get a date....not many bisexuals
IP DarkNinjaMaster: *gone*
IP DarkNinjaMaster: g2g
IP DarkNinjaMaster: *disappears into shadows and is gone*
IP : LOOL

02/18/02:

IP kmack: sits her down and starts to pull her shirt over her head
IP kmack: puls her thong down as he unbuckle his pants
IP kmack: pulls his boxers down
IP stacey: *smiles*
IP kmack: cotinues to kiss her
IP kmack: cotinues to kiss her
IP kmack: sticks his love in her love
IP stacey: *frenches him*
IP kmack: what is your favorite position
IP stacey: anyway
IP stacey: but ontop
IP kmack: start to slowly move in and out of her puss
IP stacey: *Moans alittle yes more yes*
IP kmack: comes out and starts to dive face first in her puss
IP kmack: sticks his dlck in her puss
IP kmack: likes it better this way
IP stacey: yes
IP kmack: ah ahah oh love, thats what Im talking about
IP Chris: Great log.

04/16/02:

IP Reinere: i came because i saw drax here...
IP Reinere: shaddap
IP Draxamus: IT IS AMAZING HOW I CAN FIT THIS FAT FINGER IN MY MOUTH MMM
IP Reinere: hahaha
IP Kahr Ramsus: hahaha
IP Chris: hahaha
IP Draxamus: rarara
IP Reinere: you cant blame me for my hornyness
IP Chris: Well McNeil, use that horniness toward something under six 
hundred pounds.
IP Draxamus: OR BETTER YET SOMETHING THAT ISN'T IN WoN
IP Kahr Ramsus: hahaha
IP Kahr Ramsus: Crawling just came on ... Funny .. the chick in the video 
carves herself like Erin does, but at least she's skinny
IP Reinere: if i would have known that she was as big as a Winnebago i 
would have never done that
IP Kahr Ramsus: hahaha

04/23/02:

IP Serena †Princess, Lonely and Ignored†: ok
IP Zeph Chrinoka: (I'm not a gal! I'm sorry My name sounds like one!)
IP Draxamus: Oh, sorry, ma'am.
IP Draxamus: Wanna orgy?
IP Draxamus: I like orgies with guys.
IP Zeph Chrinoka: *changing name*
IP Draxamus: Well, I like gals too. You up for some lovin, Serena?
IP Serena †Princess, Lonely and Ignored†: Orgy?
IP Myke O'Hara: (test)
IP Draxamus: Hi, Mike-chan!
IP Myke O'Hara: Drax are you always this way?
IP Draxamus: Yeah. Why?
IP Myke O'Hara: whatever
IP Draxamus: Well, if you dun wanna orgy, I'll go some place else. :P

04/30/02:

IP (chibi lisa): mu=me
IP Ace: Hi! ^_^
IP Aaron: ACE I R BELONG IN ZOOZN
IP Baby Biyomon: oooo*watches Lisa*
IP †Drayn Minittis†: ::Glows, then dissappears:: I've done my part. For 
now, farewell! ::a black rose appears, floating in front of BB, and he 
is...::
IP †Drayn Minittis†: ::Gone!::
IP Ace: ZOOZN
IP Ace: WFT THT MEEN\
IP Baby Biyomon: bye*catches the rose and smells it*
IP ~Jade~Willow-Telluris~: **looks at her spikey hot pink hair **
IP Aaron: ITZ MEANZ I R BLACKZ
IP Baby Biyomon: Buko i hope i will see ya soon*puts the rose in a vase 
of water*
IP Aaron: Drax is a dumb ass.
IP Ace: Haha.
IP ~Jade~Willow-Telluris~: ...................**sighs**
IP ~*†‡Feena‡†*~™: Hn.
IP Aaron: BLACKZ PEOPLZ SHOZL BEZ TURNZ INTOZ WHITZ PEOPLZ 4 I HAV NO 
LIFZ

05/24/02:

IP Ok it was ..well i didnt takes the SAT ,i dropped out ,der: (forgot, 
alot of time is wasted) *gone*
IP : u b
IP Draxamus: You are a vassal for their torment, Frederick.
IP Des: ...Cause i can asure you a person who's had sex will do it again 
and in different ways...not just "Dergh ,we ƒucked."
IP Andrain John *Pilot of the Utimate X Avian* : *Flies in*
IP : He likes using "u b".
IP Li Myojin~sorcerer~: i said where are you from
IP Draxamus: y u b love
IP Des: I hate you ,adrian
IP Des: brb....
IP Draxamus: Why you be G@.y
IP : Adrian, I hate you.
IP Siethas *17 year old Draconian*: ((Des, I havn't had sex! And if I 
did I would NOT do it again! At least I hope I wouldn't!))
IP Draxamus: What's an Ultimate X Avian?

05/30/02:

IP Ryan: A
IP Ryan: With an A..
IP Ryan: Brb.
IP Summer: .................
IP Ryan: Blagh
IP Summer: i should go in about five minutes
IP Ryan: Go where?
IP Summer: go.......read? my brother wants the computadora
IP Ryan: I see. And my back hurts, but I'll play Unreal Tournament 
somehow.
IP Summer: aw i'll give u a back rub later. my back rubs are orgasmicish.
IP Ryan: Yay
IP Summer: alright ttyl. *kiss*
IP Ryan: Aw, bye. *Kiss, puff.*
IP Christian~Fallen One~17Years Old~: walks in**

07/08/02:

IP åKå **t0asterly placid**: you could actually prove the bible wrong if 
you try to kill all the peepholes in the world
IP : I see, ROM. Please, be my guest.
IP : No, you would have to suceed, aKa.
IP åKå **t0asterly placid**: gynocide of the human race
IP Joe: Genocide.
IP åKå **t0asterly placid**: i would succeed...
IP The Prophet Romus: Gynocide?
IP åKå **t0asterly placid**: but then once done i would comit suicide
IP Joe: Gynocide would be killing a large amount of female sex organs.
IP The Prophet Romus: Sounds like a mass killing of female sexual organs.
IP åKå **t0asterly placid**: wrong joe...
IP The Prophet Romus: Haha
IP Joe: Haha. All of these posers.
IP : .....

07/28/02:

IP : That's Norton ANTI-Virus, dolt.
IP : shaddup
IP : im not a lamer!
IP Ðamion: Well, there's no gettin rid of them I suppose....
IP : Yes, you are.
IP : i can rp
IP Ðamion: Laer denial.....how sad....
IP : Tee-hee. I could take you out using a Sailor Scout char.
IP Ðamion: lamer*
IP : my and eric had sex
IP : erics sister i mean
IP Ðamion: We could all rp if we really wanted to......
IP : IP : my and eric had sex
IP Ðamion: lol, you and eric......

07/28/02(2):

IP : And, I don't act like a guy, that's my brother.
IP : I'm sure it is, Kassie.
IP : The man, Kassie.
IP : It's spelt Cassie.
IP : what ever happend to Kaylee?
IP Ðamion: *doesn't know who anyone in here is*
IP : I'm sure it is, Kassie.
IP : no, it is Kassie.
IP : Tee-hee....Shame, shame, shame.
IP : Yeah, I got a hold of one of your forms, and I decied to pay youa ll 
back for being so rotten to me and my brother. It's Cassie, I know my 
own name.
IP : who's your brother?
IP : So Cassie, man, how are you going to pay us back?
IP : Clear.
IP : GO ahead, Kassie....PAY US BACK, MANZ.

11/01/02:

IP The Prophet Romus: Nearly as wise as me.
IP Draxamus: HUH WELL I HAD SOME PEPSI
IP -~*Randa*~-: i do need a nap. *yawns and sprawls out on the couch*
IP Anias: You can't blame a person on Heroin.
IP Rainbow Warrior: no Anias, that's how he always acts
IP Anias: Or pepsi, the most dangerous drug out there.
IP Wiseman Draxamus: Hah hah hah
IP The Prophet Romus: I had Pepsi as well.
IP Wiseman Draxamus: Sleep away your life, Randa.
IP Anias: RW I was being sarcastic stupid, I know drax is always like 
that.
IP Sara: drax, your a love!! making fun of ppl who don't get a say init! 
your just as bad as any racest pig on the earth!! you sicken me!! 
IP The Prophet Romus: *Walks over to Rainbow Warrior, and knees him in 
the gut*
IP Anias: I had a coke.
IP Adam: Babe, you have AIM?

11/22/02:

IP Draxamus: I don't like your personality.
IP Jessica: How can I change Draxy?
IP Jessica: ...
IP Jessica: ...
IP Draxamus: Why would you want to change your personality?
IP Jessica: because I want you to like me...
IP Jessica: as a freind of course
IP Draxamus: Uhh, why?
IP Mike: *Squirm*
IP Jessica: because... all of my freinds just use me... and I want a real 
freind.. and I figure you would make the perfect freind...\
IP Jessica: Hi Mike
IP Mike: Mike is the perfect friend. He is perfect in every way.
IP Jessica: I know you are Mike *Pats Mike on head*
IP Mike: Of course you know.
IP Jessica: But I am sure Drax is too... he just doesn't want to show it.. 
IP Draxamus: Uhh, why would I amde the perfect friend?
IP Draxamus: amde=make
IP Chris: I'm the perfect friend, too!
IP Mike: Chris, I am more perfect than you.
IP Jessica: because... I don't know... I just like to be around you... 
none of my other freinds hold those things.... and you make me laugh.. 
and even when I don't laugh I am inside.... I don't know... Drax... you 
just make me feel happy...
IP Jessica: Hush Mike, Chris.... you are both perfect
IP Chris: Aww, Jessica, that is very sweet of you.
IP Mike: *Vomits on Chris*
IP Gold: I'm fuzzy, loveable, AND perfect...
IP Jessica: I am sounding so phoney right now but I mean it. 
IP Mike: Gold, you are none of those things.
IP Draxamus: Errr
IP Gold: Yes, I am.......
IP Jessica: *walks away in embarassment that she admitted that to his 
face.*

11/23/02:

IP Osiris Aton: (.gif>'o').gif> ((this high and mightylovegreatly annoys 
kirby!))
IP Master Vile: Feel free to insult me at your desire. 
IP Master Vile: Feel free to insult me at your desire. 
IP LosT AnD LefT BehinD: im not eveing going to say anything about that
IP Osiris Aton: da/\/\n these stupid tags that pop up!
IP LosT AnD LefT BehinD: this just getting g ay now
IP Master Vile: I remember once as my Keo Davens, the Bloody Malth Reborn,
I enter a war off of ill-founded reasons.
IP Joe: Quit trying to be tougher than you are, LosT. You are probably 
some 120lb weakling with a inferiority complex who feels that if he says 
he is tough in a chatroom, he'll feel better about himself.
IP LosT AnD LefT BehinD: it went from fun sh it to g ay love got
IP LosT AnD LefT BehinD: no im not just saying im tough
IP Master Vile: That was a mistake, I still here backlash from that every 
so often around here.
IP Master Vile: Anyway, this war was between Leviticus and the Southrawns 
about 4 months ago.
IP Joe: Vile, what are you talking about?
IP Osiris Aton: da/\/\n it vile! we each have no more experience than the 
other, so how about you go Ic and we fight? da/\/\n it im bored... 
IP LosT AnD LefT BehinD: then leave u f ag
IP Master Vile: Being an äss, love or whatever like you said. How I'm a 
fool who's bitter. You don't have to listen, but I might as well perfect 
my typing skills.
IP LosT AnD LefT BehinD: what he said except for the typing part
IP Joe: I just thought it was kind of odd that we were aruging about 
something and you went off into something totally off-topic out of 
nowhere.
IP : That is funny

11/24/02:

IP Aaron: UR MIKE PROV ITZZZZZZZZZZZ
IP : WOW ISN'T THAT SPECIAL MIKE
IP Mike: HEY HEY LOOK I R SHOWZ U MEH PENIZ
IP Aaron: CUTZ OFF UR PENIZ HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
IP Mike: OMG LIEK GROWS ANOTHER 1 PLZ
IP Aaron: OMG U R SO CULZZZZZZZZZ
IP : ...
IP Mike: YA I KNOW MANZ
IP : Idiots
IP Draxamus: Thought that said "Jili."
IP Jill: I have tits and a love so I'm pretty sure I'm not a guy. 
OTHERWISE I wouldn't be on my preiod right now would I?
IP Draxamus: Why would anyone want you right now, then?
IP Mike: Oh, I believe you, Jill!
IP : LOG

11/27/02:

IP moneyman: and we're going strong
IP Aeon: When I ruturned home,my father who has taking up "teaching" me 
then decided I should never use a katana because I could not protect my 
master.
IP Axel Iaito: (Nathottie, no. You have the SAME IP)
IP nathottie: Aaron?im not lying i sware
IP nathottie: he si my bf and i love him very much
IP : sfsdf
IP Ness Advance ‡PSI Master‡: Has anybody seen Kalina, Patamon, or 
Sharon recently?
IP nathottie: the other day we had sex 4 the first time didnt we jeff?
IP Neko *Ctarl Ctarl*: ......
IP Ness Advance ‡PSI Master‡: Where'd Mr. Red Guy go?
IP Neko *Ctarl Ctarl*: ((i haven't seen them Ness))
IP moneyman: yes we did infact i thought that u were a very good sex 
partner
IP Axel Iaito: (Nathottie, sure you did.)

11/27/02(2):

IP warning: hello
IP Draxamus: *Bashes Neko's head in*
IP warning: Ok, right to the roo
IP cloud-strife: slowly revives uses potion*
IP warning: RIGHT TO THE ROOT
IP Deciviel: can someone help me 
IP warning: FOR WHAT DECIVIEL
IP Zac: *Smacks cloud-strife's face*
IP Neko *Ctarl Ctarl*: ((*ignores Drax cause he's OoC and i'm IC*))
IP Draxamus: I don't follow the rules of OoC and IC, so how can I be OoC?
IP cloud-strife: tahats it drax (cue fave FF battle music)
IP warning: DECIVIEL
IP Deciviel: im getting a game boy advance tonite, and i dunno whether to 
buy THPS4 or golden sun
IP Neko *Ctarl Ctarl*: ((cloud, reviving is lame))
IP cloud-strife: Zac) quit causing me pain and help me out
IP warning: MMMMMMMMMMMMM
IP Neko *Ctarl Ctarl*: ((so? you aren't following the "rules" and i am))
IP Zac: Why should I help you out?
IP warning: I KNOW,
IP warning: CHOOSE GOLDEN SUN
IP cloud-strife: neko)im sorry. revives=comes to

11/30/02:

IP : Howdy
IP : *Fetches the ribbons but ends up on the floor, playing with them*
IP Jessica: you better not be!
IP Otaru(sadly has to live with saber marrionettes): erk i mean mike
IP Jessica: OOH! RIBBONS! i WANNA PLAY!
IP Mike: Jessica, I would never say any thing like that..!
IP Draxamus: How tall are you, Jessica?
IP Jessica: 12... going onto 13
IP : *Hisses at Jessica*
IP Chris: He said tall.
IP Jessica: *hisses back*
IP : 12 feet?!
IP Mike: Haha,
IP : You're a beast!

11/30/02(2):

IP MEWTWO ANTI MERC: HEY DUS ANYONE IN HEAR HAVE WIN95
IP Jessica: Uh...
IP Jenny: ouch! *kicks jessica's leg and hides behind Zac* you... you... 
you... yeah!
IP MEWTWO ANTI MERC: THAT'S IT *SENDS A VIRUSS TO ZAC MEFC LEADER*
IP ZAC MERC LEADER: NOOO
IP Jessica: YOU STOLE MY WORD YOU love!!!! * pulls Jenny's hair* DIE 
B!TCH DIE!!!
IP ZAC MERC LEADER: WHAT WHERES MY HD
IP Jessica: SLU T rather
IP Mike: Family tension.
IP MEWTWO ANTI MERC: HAHA I FRIED UR H DRIVE
IP ZAC MERC LEADER: HAHA IM A FAG
IP ZAC MERC LEADER: HEY U R TYPING FOR ME
IP MEWTWO ANTI MERC: YEH HAHA I HAKED UR COMPUTER NOW
IP MEWTWO ANTI MERC: CUZ NOW I HAV UR H DRIVE

12/01/02:

198.81.26.207 Jenny: just seeing if you are ok
67.120.128.136 Chris: Drax is never okay.
152.163.189.100 Draxamus: I AM MORE THAN OKAY
198.81.26.207 Jenny: j/k
198.81.26.207 Jenny: 
152.163.189.100 Draxamus: ?
198.81.26.207 Jenny: nm
152.163.189.100 Draxamus: ?
198.81.26.207 Jenny: nevermind
152.163.189.100 Draxamus: ?
198.81.26.207 Jenny: g2b talk to you l8r *leaves*
152.163.189.100 Draxamus: Screw you
67.120.128.136 Chris: Haha.

12/03/02:

IP : drax suks
IP : drax suks
IP : drax suks
IP Galen Hunt *Bounty Hunter*: A man walks in wearing a sword on his 
back and a .50 Desert Eagle in a holdster at his hip.He has silvery blue
eyes and black hair*
IP Draxamus: ?
IP : hehe..f\/ckin with you drax...
IP Draxamus: Huh
IP Galen Hunt *Bounty Hunter*: *Galen walks to a table with a chair 
beside it and sits down*
IP Draxamus: *Kicks the chair out from under Galen*
IP : i dunno, Drax...
IP Galen Hunt *Bounty Hunter*: *Galen falls to the ground and gets up,his 
eyes narrowed*
IP : *watches Galen fall*
IP Galen Hunt *Bounty Hunter*: *Gives Drax an irritated,but uninteres
ted look*
IP : .oO drax wend and dun it now...
IP Chris: You must flow like the water, Galen. What kind of bounty hunter 
is caught surprised by getting a kick to the chair.
IP : *smacks Chris* every bounty hunter does!
IP Chris: BOBA FETT WOULD NOT GET HIS CHAIR KICKED
IP Galen Hunt *Bounty Hunter*: *Glances at Chris*I just got back from a 
long job.Had to fight 4 demons,a whole load of baddies,oh!And I found 
out i'm in some evil fighting clan.

12/03/02(2):

IP Draxamus: *Throws a knife in Jessica's back*
IP Aaron: X-Box has the best Hardware, followed by Gamecube, then PS2.
IP RyanOmasaki: hi everyone
IP Chris: X-Box's DVD player is vastly superior to PS2's, also.
IP Olivia~ Liv: here we go again*
IP Jessica: Drax please don't I'm really not in the mood
IP Depp: Trace, Why is that?
IP Draxamus: NOT IN THE MOOD TO DIE! I DIDN'T THINK SO
IP Deimos: Chey, then leave.
IP Aaron: DVD PLAYERS DON'T MATTER.
IP Aaron: NEITHER DO CD PLAYERS OR PEN!SES OR ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGg
IP Olivia~ Liv: uh.. ok
IP RyanOmasaki: Hi drax
IP Jessica: I am seriouse darx please don't this is the last thing that 
I need to end my night
IP Jessica: brb

12/04/02:

IP Leif: GO TO SIM
IP pokeslayer: pokemon loves
IP pokeslayer: do u evre talk
IP pokeslayer: well
IP pokeslayer: u guys are loves i am leqaveing
IP pokeslayer: pokemon loves
IP pokeslayer: u all love i hate i 
IP LA_CHICK_2002: HOLLA YOUNG'N
IP : you sound hot
IP : hey
IP : hi
IP : hey
IP : any fine ladies in this room
IP : Haha

12/05/02:

IP Fairymon: *sits with him*
IP †Frederick†: *smiles at her*
IP Fairymon: *sits with him*
IP †Frederick†: i missed you
IP †Frederick†: *picks up his camera* mind if i take a picture of you?
IP Fairymon: sure
IP †Frederick†: ok *focuses through his camera and aims at Fairymon*
IP Fairymon: cloths off or on?
IP Fairymon: cloths off or on?
IP †Frederick†: whooooooooa, clothes off? o.O *sweat drops from his face*
IP Fairymon: cloths off or on?
IP Fairymon: your choice
IP Fairymon: your choice
IP †Frederick†: hmmmmmm, prefer on
IP †Frederick†: next time, off
IP Fairymon: ok
IP †Frederick†: *then snapshot on her as he took a picture of her*
IP Fairymon: *poses*
IP Fairymon: *poses*
IP †Frederick†: ahh, you look so beautiful
IP Fairymon: *poses*
IP Fairymon: i know
IP Fairymon: what?
IP Draxamus: Logged
IP †Frederick†: wanna be with me? *offers her a lilac flower*
IP Fairymon: what?
IP Fairymon: ok, *takes the flower*
IP Fairymon: ok, *takes the flower*
IP †Frederick†: ok, sit close with me
IP Fairymon: *sits by him*
IP †Frederick†: *lays his head on her shoulder*
IP Fairymon: *sits by him*
IP †Frederick†: *yawns*
IP †Frederick†: *looks at the photo and smiles* there's you poses and 
looked lovely
IP Draxamus: LOOOOOOOSSSSERS
IP Fairymon: *takes off her cloths*
IP †Frederick†: *looks at her clothes tooken out* oh my O.O
IP †Frederick†: you are naked! you are doing this for me?

12/06/02:

IP Mary Anne Mayflower: I hate you all) you are not very nice
IP : me0w.
IP Lily: I Hate You All, Wow.
IP I hate you all, so I'll kill you in your sleep.: screw this kiddy web 
site it dosent let you couse
IP Crystal: fine, people.... There now are you happy?
IP : *Sleeps, and dreams of hussling and flumping and many marshmallows.*
IP I hate you all, so I'll kill you in your sleep.: screw this kiddy web 
site it dosent let you sware
IP Aaron: No, I'm not.
IP : *Vaguely wonders in her sleep what "couse" and "sware" are.*
IP Aaron: Sophie, why don't you talk anymore?
IP Draxamus: Doesn't let you "couse?"
IP Lily: Obviously grown-up words, Sophius!
IP I hate you all, so I'll kill you in your sleep.: F U C k you all 
mother f u c k e r s 
IP : Hmm? *Blink* D'no, I'm just not in the most talkative mood today. 
*Yawn*
IP Aaron: Are you picked on at school alot, I hate you all?
IP Mary Anne Mayflower: no thanks Mr. Hate
IP : Hate, you're hurting me. *Whimper*
IP Aaron: Do the other kids make fun of you?
IP : Obviously, Diana. Big words our small brains cannot comprehend.
IP zatiki: hello thor
IP Lily: You vulgar man, I hate you all. Don't cuss in front of us 
children!
IP I hate you all, so I'll kill you in your sleep.: i am popular and 
currently i am a babe magnet

12/07/02:

IP Lazuli Aldaris: (Hello Keo, how are you today, and a close note, 
LAZULI IS A GOOD DEMON.)
IP Genner Kenni, The Young Blade: *senses Laz.* A weird life force is 
near. 
IP Jao Conch: I was also borned with magic, I just need more magic to get 
some items I've been wanting to add to my wide selection*
IP beautiful_blade_angel: hi i am the princess of the solar universe my 
mother is super_saiyan_princess and my father is gohan one day my mother 
will be queen and i will be the princess
IP Genner Kenni, The Young Blade: (Lol! Good. How can a demon be good?)
IP Draxamus: angel) Uhhhh, no.
IP Lazuli Aldaris: (And he bears little to no resemblance to his brother, 
so you will not be able to recognize him as an Aldaris Demon.)
IP : You just said you already were Princess, though. 
IP Lazuli Aldaris: (He is kind of evil, just with good in his heart.)
IP Jao Conch: ((Lazuil) Get your facts straight! Besides, I don't fight))
IP Genner Kenni, The Young Blade: (Demons are spirits of pure evil or so 
I thought. Oh well no matter.)
IP Menda Kal Kalikami~Soviet Gunman: hello
IP Jao Conch: Lazuli*
IP beautiful_blade_angel: my mother is also the goddess of mars and my 
father is the god of mars my aunt is the goddess of venus and my uncle 
is the god of venus i am the goddess of the solar universe one day i 
shall grow up to be queen and that will be the honor of my family
IP Genner Kenni, The Young Blade: (Hello.)
IP Genner Kenni, The Young Blade: Anyway everytime I come to earth 
there's always something new jumping off.
IP Draxamus: beautiful_blade_angel) Prepare to die.
IP : Oh, dear feline.. *Cough*
IP beautiful_blade_angel: **runs out crying**

12/08/02:

IP Draxamus: I've already passed that log up.
IP Draxamus: I've got the better log with those two in it.
IP Draxamus: Neko) I'm just being friendly.
IP Deimos: Is it on the site yet?
IP Deimos: Alot of people hate Draxamus, Hotaru.
IP Draxamus: Yes, it was from a few days ago. I think you've already 
seen it.
IP Neko *Ctarl Ctarl*: ((no the he|| you aren't! you're being a dumb@$$ 
and i'm sick of it!!))
IP Deimos: Oh yah.
IP Neko *Ctarl Ctarl*: ((ok...i'm calming down now...))
IP Deimos: You just have to put up with him, sometimes he is nice, but 
mostly he isnt.......
IP Draxamus: ur da d u m a s s 
IP Neko *Ctarl Ctarl*: ((he's never nice, he's a disgusting little boy 
that needs to grow up))
IP dj panda: Drax owns, you sewer dwelling turdfaces.
IP Neko *Ctarl Ctarl*: ((he's a little piece of $hit that doesn't have 
any real friends))
IP Deimos: Its Drax's little groupie dj panda.
IP Draxamus: I have lots of friends, maaaan.
IP dj panda: Drax is my groupie ^_^ 
IP Deimos: Name your friends on WoN?
IP Neko *Ctarl Ctarl*: ((and, HE'S A DESPERATE, UGLY PERSON THAT NEEDS 
TO CRAWL IN A F.UCKING HOLE AND DIE!!))
IP dj panda: No one in WoN matters
IP Deimos: Groupies are people that follow around rock stars to have sex 
with them.

12/23/02:

IP Tarquin L. Woodsorell warrior-jester: throws him self into gully 
shouting warn ing to fordor of 50 foot spike at boteem of gully
IP Tagg~Otter warrior~: *makes tarquin very drunk so they can play strip 
poker*
IP Fordor~ Otter warrior of Redwall~: * he stops and begins to fall
forward seeming not to care*
IP Tagg~Otter warrior~: *has royal flush everytime. takes all his cloths*
IP : love
IP Tagg~Otter warrior~: love
IP Tarquin L. Woodsorell warrior-jester: fortunatly is drunk so all is 
hallucnation))
IP Tagg~Otter warrior~: lol
IP Tarquin L. Woodsorell warrior-jester: Is naked))
IP : lol
IP Fordor~ Otter warrior of Redwall~: * he falls hitting the bottom and 
dies instantly*
IP Tagg~Otter warrior~: *sees his hairy hare p3nis.*
IP Tarquin L. Woodsorell warrior-jester: Calls tag love infunny way))
IP Tagg~Otter warrior~: gross!!!!!!!!!!

12/28/02:

IP Straffus Gigio (Holy Knight): (ok, i will say it, i for one dont 
listen to anything you say DRAX)
IP Draxamus: You've given no hard evidence.
IP Chris: Drax actually argues that you are a girl.
IP Serena: No he doesn't. He just called me a guy a little while ago.
IP Chris: He usually does argue that you're female.
IP Serena: Show me proof, Cecil.
IP Yuu~Elf~Sei: Why would he call you a guy?? You have pink font and 
your name is Serena
IP Zemm: comedy.....
IP Draxamus: Cecil is correct.
IP Syphorus: (Mistress, if no one cares what he thinks. Then you shouldn't
either. IF you didn't care what he thought, you wouldn;t be bickering...
IP Chris: Must I search logs
IP Zemm: lol
IP Chris: roflmaozzz
IP Serena: Drax, still, you've shown me no proof, so....
IP Fea: this is THE most rediculas argument I have ever heard
IP Chris: IP Yuu~Elf~Sei: Why would he call you a guy?? You have pink 
font and your name is Serena
IP Serena: Yes, it is ridiculous.
IP Draxamus: Serena) No proof for what?
IP Serena: You've shown no proof that you've argued that I was.

12/31/02:

IP Zeplin: mm im hungry
IP Draxamus: Err
IP DEATH DEMON: i must let you all know, i'm very EASILY AMUSED. (as you 
might've already known.)
IP Draxamus: I just walked into my hallway, and I heard my mom and dad 
banging each other in their room.
IP Justin: Well.
IP Justin: They were loving it strong, Drax?
IP DEATH DEMON: eww.... AMUSING! haha, i'd stand by the door and 
listen. XD
IP Justin: Resisting urge to fill the screen with LOOL, right now.
IP DEATH DEMON: just to annoy them...
IP DEATH DEMON: hm, what would you guys consider banging?
IP Justin: SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
IP Draxamus: Intercourse, or anal penetration
IP DEATH DEMON: i thought so...
IP DEATH DEMON: *cringes in amusement* HAHA!


                                 2003
                                ------

01/02/03:

IP : http://www.join4free.com
IP Francis *(king of lordaeron*: wo whentai thats weak love bro
IP Adam: Why is that, Rufus?
IP Francis *(king of lordaeron*: ive seen betetr "wink"
IP Adam: Whentai? What's that?
IP Lalaya Price: *walks in slowly scanning the room inhabitants*
IP Outwar Overlord: Is this the sort of thing you are trying to get them 
to click on? http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=215350
IP Chris: Stop posting that Outwar bullshit, the Vampire one was the only 
good one, and it got old.
IP Canis dirus: i just don't like hentai
IP Francis *(king of lordaeron*: henti makes ur brain relax 
IP : what the fuck is this outwar bullshit?
IP Francis *(king of lordaeron*: and makes u seaty

01/03/03:

IP Mnemosyne: *Stares at a wall*
IP The Wall: Stop staring at me!
IP Herron: *walks over to the couch and sits beside mnem
IP Mnemosyne: OH! It can talk?
IP Herron: *looks at her and grins*
IP Mnemosyne: How interesting...
IP Herron: *looks away*
IP Mnemosyne: Um... what're you planning to do with me?
IP Mnemosyne: *Whipes forehead* Whew... haha.
IP Draxamus: ^^
IP Herron: i could f|_|ck u till u bleed
IP Mnemosyne: Erm, please no.
IP Mnemosyne: I'd rather not.
IP Herron: or i could kill u...

01/04/03:

IP MEW: helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
IP MEW: ..............................................
IP OrangeFizz: hi?
IP : hi
IP OrangeFizz: Anyone here collect pokemon cards?
IP Orange Fizz: Anyone here collect pokemon cards?
IP Bill Gates: I'm watching you
IP Tygra: ummmm
IP Tygra: and I'm watching you too??
IP elimenator: wasssssupppppppppp
IP elimenator: im watching both of u
IP squirtle: hi
IP squirtle: can someone talk to me about pokemon or girls
IP tdawg14k: ay u there

01/11/03:

Deimos: Ace, death comes to everyone.
205.188.208.11 Jessica: I'm sorry Jenny! forgivez me!
63.188.113.60 †Ace†: u think i dont know that
152.163.189.100 Ang: Deimos isn't bad..
67.120.128.113 Chris: I wonder if you're legally dead if you're 
cryogenically frozen
198.81.26.207 Jenny: I forgive you..... well... I have to forgive you
Deimos: Chris, good question...
67.120.128.113 Chris: And, wouldn't that be suicide
198.81.26.207 Jenny: *smiles mistiviouely*
198.81.26.207 Jenny: jessi?
205.188.208.11 Jessica: of course you do I mean I mean no you don't
63.188.113.60 †Ace†: i died in a fite once but my gf heeled me then the 
person who beet me killed her i no what death feels like
198.81.26.207 Jenny: jessi?
205.188.208.11 Jessica: what Jen?

01/17/03:

216.38.223.194 Blade: I am a vamp hunter also
Lief: Vincint, you are a stupid lamer
24.107.41.14 Nova-Rhenn: *levitates* I guess I can, then.
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: yes well i'm not a hunter i'm 
a slayer
24.107.41.14 Nova-Rhenn: *runs to DK*
64.173.199.249 Chris: Joe$ cowered when he saw this arm.
216.38.223.194 Blade: Well I can make him desinigrate
68.102.112.3 : ROM HERE NEVER KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
68.102.112.3 : AND VINCENT, I'VE GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: Sit's by herself and thinks 
about Frost
205.188.208.11 Dragon17013: Frost?
68.102.112.3 : HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ARM BIGGER THAN THAT ONE
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: I was once playing truth or 
dare with him and he dared me to give him a lap dance and i did it was 
funny
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: yes frost is his name
216.38.223.194 Blade: Were is this vamp, obvisly his name is frost, Is 
it decon frost
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: A netlapdance?
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: ok ur getting on my nerves
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: yep drax

01/17/03(2):

64.12.96.171 Draxamus: giv mie a netlapdance 2
68.102.112.3 : (:o
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: that getting on my nerves was 
for blade
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: you sure?
216.38.223.194 Blade: Well I am going to find and destroy whistler
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: yehhh
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: who?
68.102.112.3 : WHAT WHISTLER IS YOUR MENTOR
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: that name sounds familar
68.102.112.3 : WHAT KIND OF PENCIL NECK ARE YOU
216.38.223.194 Blade: yes but he has turned to a vamp
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: * turns on when ever where ever 
by Shakira and gives drax a sexy lap dance
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: hey buffy give me a netlapdance
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: nm
216.38.223.194 Blade: they turned him two years ago
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: who did?
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: was that it???
216.38.223.194 Blade: Decon frost and his lakees
65.239.174.240 Scorpion: **Keels over laughing. ** **F00f. **
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: well you want more
165.247.160.193 Buffy the vampire slayer: no
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: yeh more plz

01/18/03:

216.38.223.90 Shrike: *walks in after a very harsh struggle with 
girlfriend*
216.38.223.90 Shrike: *sits and sighs*
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: ?
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: WHAT STRUGGLE YOU TRIED TO RAPE HER OH MY GOD
216.38.223.90 Shrike: GOD FUCKING DAMIT!!!! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, no I 
caught her with some goddamn Jock
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: DID THE JOCK RAPE YOU
216.38.223.90 Shrike: And I thought she was the one,........ she always 
said how much she liked me and my technical abilities.............NO!
216.38.223.90 Shrike: What the fuck why the fuck would a fucking jock 
want to buttfuck me
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: "Techincal abilities?"
216.38.223.90 Shrike: yes, I am very skilled with electronics
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: Why would the chick care about that?
216.38.223.90 Shrike: I can rig a mike to a computer so that I can 
actully talk to people, also 
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: WOW REALLY THAT IS AMAZING!
216.38.223.90 Shrike: She saw past all the wires and chips, that I do 
not know why

01/18/03(2):

216.38.223.90 chupa: I want to kill things
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: So Vincent, share with me how you cracked your 
school's security.
: We got some nice logs of you for our site
216.38.223.90 chupa: plz let me kill things
: You are not immortalized as an idiot
: Congratulations
205.188.208.11 Dragon17013: I can do this alone, 
chupa/Vincent/Blade/Shrike.
205.188.208.11 Dragon17013: *looks for a needle*
205.188.208.11 Dragon17013: This one's too small. *eats it* Ow.
216.38.223.90 chupa: well Im going and I'm not going to FUCKING RETURN 
BECAUSE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DONT FUCKING ACEPT ME FOR WHO THE FUCK I AM 
WICH FUCKING MEANS YOU ARE FUCKING RACEIST!!!!!!!!!
64.12.96.171 Draxamus: What race are you, again?
: Oh my
: That's the best laugh of the day

06/11/03:

205.188.209.108 Draxamus: Back
205.188.209.108 Draxamus: I missed whatever you were last saying to me, 
so repeat yourself.
166.102.121.102 moonangel: lol
67.0.58.12 Straff: *gone*
205.188.209.108 Grift: It was a new situation Drax....a woman is being 
mugged on the street by a man you know...he has a gun to her head, you 
know the man and he has a sick wife and child, they will die without the 
money, the man is going to shoot the woman for it...you have a-
205.188.209.108 Grift: Gun...you can stop this in many ways, or you can 
walk away...what do you do?
205.188.209.108 Draxamus: Is the woman hot?
67.0.58.12 Straff: Does the gun have 1,2,or3 bullets in it?
67.0.58.12 Straff: Or non at all.
166.102.121.102 moonangel: 
205.188.209.108 Grift: The gun is a revolver..six shots, Drax is doesn't 
matter if she's hot...god you're sick to even ask that.
67.0.58.12 Straff: ROFL
205.188.209.108 Grift: But as you asked..she is average looking.
205.188.209.108 Grift: It*

06/12/03:

208.63.174.29 mahogany: sorry did i enterrupt something
64.173.199.127 Chris: Yeah we were having netsex
208.63.174.29 mahogany: lol
208.63.174.29 mahogany: are you all gay or something
64.173.199.127 Chris: what we were
208.63.174.29 mahogany: kiding
172.146.243.237 Draxamus: OKAY HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME 
http://members.lycos.co.uk/wonloves/pics/andrew.jpg
66.189.115.9 Canis lupus lycaon: there something wrong with being gay?
208.63.174.29 mahogany: cute
172.146.243.237 Draxamus: Sick.
208.63.174.29 mahogany: how about a picture of you guys
64.173.199.127 Chris: You must be hideous, mahogany.
208.63.174.29 mahogany: how am i sick


Outro
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   Well that's about it.  Hopefully by making this text file I will have
procured a long life for these logs.  I'll end with a few links of 
interest.

New WoN:  http://www.nintendochat.com/sim_battle/chat.html
New Times:  http://newtimes.breezeland.com
Old New Times:  http://newtimes.fateback.com
Older New Times:  http://www.angelfire.com/dc/newtimes
Old Times:  http://www.angelfire.com/ct/oldtimes

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